The Chariot 🌊🌕
Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
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Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸
🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange
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Middle-aged, bespectacled white woman with a small, floppy-eared brown and white dog sitting in her lap, rolling his eyes at her
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Illustration from the cover of Leonora Carrington's The Hearing Trumpet, featuring two older women with ruddy cheeks, one holding an ornate horn up to her ear while combing a cat, the other smiling with a sleeping horned goat draped over her shoulders
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Mar 07, 2026
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Mar 03, 2026
Every tech professional: "Strong passwords come from length, not complexity - you can't get your digital security info from your grandma or whatever"
Every website ever: "Your password must be highly complex and be a max of 14 characters"
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Feb 27, 2026
Someone boldly brought their cats to the dog park today. Surprisingly, most of the dogs were totally indifferent. Obi was intrigued sort of, but had a very short attention span about it. Now I know how he reaponds to cats that aren't invading his territory, so that's handy!
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Feb 24, 2026
Perfectly good seating right there, and where does he want to lounge? The coffee table. :blobcatderpy: I don't normally let him get on tables, but this was adorable.
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Feb 23, 2026
"A software engineer’s earnest effort to steer his new DJI robot vacuum with a video game controller inadvertently granted him a sneak peak into thousands of people’s homes.
...he soon discovered that the same credentials that allowed him to see and control his own device also provided access to live camera feeds, microphone audio, maps, and status data from nearly 7,000 other vacuums across 24 countries.
Azdoufal could tap into their real-time camera feeds and activate their microphones. He also claims he could compile 2D floor plans of the homes the robots were operating in. A quick look at the robots’ IP addresses also revealed their approximate locations."
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Lisa Kalayji
@LisaKalayji@infosec.exchange
Feminist sociologist of emotion turned grant writer at a legal aid nonprofit. Interested in privacy/anti-surveillance, tarot, doggos. Living with Obi Dog Kenobi the rescue pup on unceded Ohlone land. She/her. FREE 🇵🇸 🔹Migrated: sfba.social, infosec.exchange, mastodon.art (briefly), back to infosec.exchange # NoBot
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Feb 23, 2026
Lol I emailed my landlord about a maintenance issue in our building and was just like "can you please let the HOA know" (they coordinate fixes to building stuff), and he was like, "No". Literally all he was asked to do was forward a short, perfectly polite, informational email.
Capitalism truly brings out the best in everyone, amirite?
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