Vupware

My dad’s dumbass MAGA girlfriend is a nurse. When that thing passed that declared nursing to no longer be a “professional” occupation, she was sad. She said “I’m not a professional anymore”. She did not say “this makes no sense, my specialized knowledge absolutely indicates that my career path is that of a professional”. It was a soul-crushing example of the destructive thought patterns that the alt-right preys on. A blind respect for authority, even when the decisions made are harmful and illogical.

It's true, I was there. For all of it. I'm everywhere and nowhere all at once. I am inside your ventricular nerve, your spinal cord, your big toe and your pinkie toe.

He actually kept his smile broad the whole time; the only one to do so.

That’s how you get Artemis to turn into an IPBM project. This is a situation where I understand the affirmations.

This.

I somehow missed the first part of your comment. I agree, a secular alternative should be available.

It’s easy to take what makes us special for granted.

Fuck. I am so apathetic that I could never imagine having such a desire. I need to work out more!

Oh yeah I know! I just did it to stir the pot. I never even use the thorn, I just think it’s funny watching people retch whenever it’s used.

I’m trying to stretch my creative muscles more XD

World’s most illegal deck, maybe

I don’t play anymore, that’s just a mono green that I used to stomp with that I keep around for the mems

If you understandably don’t want to tamper with scripts or installations on your work computer, pull up your own chat, as if you were going to send yourself a message, then select the text box, then put something heavy on your down arrow key. Congrats, you’re now indefinitely free.

Stripping same sex marriage rights and endorsing Netanyahu of all people are atrocious beliefs in their own right. But yeah he didn’t wear a red hat ion think

The future is now, old man!

I’ve re-discovered the art of deliberacy. By that I mean that my way of interacting with the world is (ideally) always through deliberate, careful, and conscious actions. A good example: you’ve just written a note. Your instinct would be to drop the pencil. Instead, you should be deliberate in how you place the pencil down. It is gently placed in line with the page instead of being tossed to the side. This sounds silly, and I feel like it gives serial killer vibes, but we are all so overstimulated and so much goes on in our subconscious minds. Being deliberate in your actions, big or small, is a soothing way of reconnecting to the world and thinking more clearly. But damn if it isn’t difficult to maintain deliberacy. It’s shocking how many of my actions are effectively subconscious. This idea was granted to me through Infinite Jest. A frankly detestable character hammers this practice into his son’s head, and while it doesn’t seem to help the character much, it has helped me.

Nnngg ngah gah nnngg ngah gah ngggg

Divine teachings from the third temple of God

It’s absolutely crazy that humans are not given the same graceful death and are often expected to suffer to the end at the hands of nurses and doctors in a cold, sterile hospital bed :(

Isn’t that the wolololo game? Aye! Wololo

Reminds me of Fahrenheit 451 and how the youth drive dangerously because they haven nothing to live for.

God said: too much politics, corn instead” and we followed his divine teachings.

Get this moth-erfucker away from me

Pootis

This is so overwhelmingly hyperbolic I’m not sure what to take from it