Started assembling the spot welder-ultra capacitor-server PSU thingummy today and it's not as daunting as I expected; there's literally a step by step guide. Why does my brain continually make mountains out of molehills? It's so tiring. Mumble, grumble...
David Penfold 
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Some of these are pretty good/close to the bone/ouch.
https://www.boredpanda.com/disappointing-affirmations-funny/
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Mar 02, 2026
My wife has just bought a cool squeegee thing for our apple cider vinegar so I used it to mist our salads. Obviously I had it back to front and squirted my eyes with acid instead.
Edit: here's the offending device...
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Feb 27, 2026
This is mainly aspirational for the moment.
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Feb 27, 2026
Interesting article on the longer term risks of Kegbreath's stance on Anthropic.
https://www.programmablemutter.com/p/who-loses-from-the-anthropic-fight
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Feb 27, 2026
A medieval king was hunting in Africa. He killed a lion, an elephant, and a hippopotamus. He awarded the skins to three squires in his kingdom. The three squires became known as the Lion Squire, the Elephant Squire, and the Hippo Squire.
As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became more envious of the Hippo Squire’s skin. They hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally.
The Lion Squire had eight sons and the Elephant Squire had ten sons. They sent the eighteen sons to kill the Hippo Squire – but the Hippo Squire drew his mighty (and possibly magical) sword and single-handedly slaughtered all eighteen of them.
And thus, it was proven once and for all that the squire of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squires of the other two hides.
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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I thought I'd check out the winter olympics by watching some ski jumping.
Then I ended up watching the bobsleigh, downhill, freestyle skiing and luge as well.
It's a slippery slope.
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In case it somehow wasn't already obvious how completely repellent the administration's legal harassment of Becca Good (Renee Good's widow) is, *six* senior career prosecutors in the local US Attorney
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Jan 13, 2026
@mattblaze@federate.social fuck. Led by utter scumbags.
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Jan 13, 2026
Marietje Schaake's The Tech Coup was pretty on the nose, about 18 months ago.
https://thetechcoup.com/
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@MarkAsser@beige.party Sounds like a plan 😎
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@Pinchy63@mstdn.ca The Tehran water shortage isn't a short-term thing, it's a mixture of climate change and population density. They're talking about moving the capital to another city, which would he
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Jan 08, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop @Pinchy63@mstdn.ca Also trying for agricultural autonomy including the likes of rice. Aquifers are heavily depleted. It's not exactly joined-up thinking.
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@tek@freeradical.zone Hint: try layering it on your sandwich with (a) peanut butter, OR (b) really strong mature cheddar.
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@cstross@wandering.shop @tek@freeradical.zone Marmite and 18-month old Comté is divine.
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Just noting I have only ever owned stick shift cars; the most complicated in car electronics was a CD autochanger. Cruise control on my last car just maintained constant speed (with a manual tranny).
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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@cstross@wandering.shop I remember the camping trips up to Glenelg etc in the seventies with our parents, the chunky AA map book and OS maps for hiking. Happy days.
Apart from the seventies cars that would break down if you looked at them funny.
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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Nov 27, 2025
"I made a model of the Himalayas."
"To scale?"
"No, just to look at."
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Circa 1993, Vernor Vinge wrote that the first working AI would be the last thing that humanity ever invented. We don't *have* a first working AI, and at this rate—shifting the global economy to run at
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Footnote: During a tech bubble you don't need to make sure that whatever you're selling "is working", you just need a minimum viable demo and a herd of panicking investors afraid of losing out. It was
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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@cstross@wandering.shop It was indeed. I bailed out of the dotcom company in 2000 with thousands of worthless options.
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Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #Mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, a
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Nov 18, 2025
@Gargron@mastodon.social Thanks for everything 🙏
And enjoy the next steps in your journey.
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Jun 05, 2025
Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open mike night!
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Jan 12, 2025
My wife kicked me out of the house for my terrible Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry.
I'll return in a short while.
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@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Dec 28, 2024
"imo this is the single most underdiscussed cultural difference between Europe and the US"
Courtesy of @TrueSlazac on Xhitter
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Aug 26, 2024
I thought up a Feng Shui joke.
But this isn't the place for it.
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange
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Aug 25, 2024
My superpower is always knowing what's inside a wrapped present.
It's a gift.
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange
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Aug 25, 2024
You know, Gabriel, for an Archangel, you really can be a bit of a bastard at times.
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange
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Aug 25, 2024
I've had my ID stolen.
Now everyone just calls me DAV.
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange
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Aug 12, 2024
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David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
infosec.exchange
David Penfold
@davep@infosec.exchange
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious. Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www. justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174 68/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now Officially not right in the noggin # ʘ‿ʘ
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@davep@infosec.exchange
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Jan 17, 2023
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
View on infosec.exchange
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