lol, during a software demo the other day, a potential customer joked:
Them: "Do you cover all programming languages?"
Us: "Most of them, do you all have some weird standard language in use?"
Them: "QBASIC"

Me, alone: "....bahahahaha!"

I was the only one who got the joke, and the customer appreciated that I burst out laughing.

BRB, going to scan GORILLAS for security flaws...