Post by @Dasus

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

So you’re one of those people who don’t think bad jokes exist? Or you’re a person who’s too afraid to say when they hear one? What’s brown and sticky? A stick!! “Why aren’t you doubled over, laughing so hard you have diarrhea? Oh, you just didn’t get the joke.”

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

How in the f do you still keep this up? You even pretended like theres no joke. Are you really so petty that you cant admit missing a joke? Its not a big deal, but your clown show is pretty embarrassing. Seems like you have some ego issues but Im not the one who needs to guide you through that so have a good day.

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Okay, so explain what I missed, please? You don’t think people should say when they hear bad jokes, because you grew up without anyone being allowed to criticise anything and eveyone having to simp to some societal order which you never even realised to think about. So you literally think no matter how fucking dumb “a joke” is, you have to laugh at it. That probably means you’ve never actually laughed at a joke. So for you they’re not something fun, they’re just a social nicety. And not seeing that, well, that is a joke I am smiling aloud at. :D

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Jesus the amount of cope here. You didnt think it was a bad joke, you just didnt get it. Its fine. Not everyone understands every reference. But getting this defensive about it instead of just saying ‘oh I see’ or simply ignoring it is some Trump level denial. I genuinely feel sorry for you.

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Which reference exactly do you think I didn’t get? I wish I could communicate to you how well I understand people like you. You genuinely can’t disagree with people unless a bunch of people have done it first. You’re too afraid of deciding anything, ever. A follower. What’s brown and sticky? A stick! You’re not laughing? You must not be intelligent enough to understand that the joke is that a stick is brown and “sticky”, because “sticky” here is referring to the quality of being a stick, and not actually used as a noun describing adhesives, like it usually is. /s Ofc you understand the joke, but unless your age is in singles digits, you’ll probably not find it actually amusing, and while technically a joke, it’s not exactly a prime example. But what’s the difference between me not finding that amusing and me not finding this post amusing? Literally nothing. Yet you think one is an arcane jest that only you chosen ones can understand and no-one could possibly not be amused by it so it must have just gone over my head. And I’m not closed-minded, so perhaps it did. Please, explain the joke I not getting.

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

This is so sad…

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Sort of. See you feel compelled to reply, but you now realise you were wrong, which you won’t be able to accept. There’s nothing I didn’t “get”, I just think the “joke” is ass, which it is. If there’s something I didn’t get, you could prove it by literally just saying it. But you can’t, because it doesn’t exist. Yet despite knowing that, you’re still compelled to reply. I’ve seen kids like you with the exact same tantrum literally hundreds ans hundreds of times over the years.

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Please stop :(

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Dasus in !lemmyshitpost

@Dasus@lemmy.world · 14d

Ah yes. That’s why I can address the subject, while you avoid it like the plague. Not because you were wrong, but because you’re worried my ego might get hurt. And this definitely has nothing to do with psychological projection. So please prove me wrong and tell me what reference I “didn’t get”…? ;>

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