We’re thrilled to introduce our new, limited-edition tote bag. Designed to look exactly like a 100% recyclable, compostable, biodegradable, made-in-the-USA bag made from 100% recycled materials, only 500 were produced. Show off your K. Small love as this bag is guaranteed to turn heads and drop jaws—especially when you tell people how much you paid for it.

(In order to avoid being crassly commercial, we are not including a hyperlink to the product here. We will mention, however, that one can find this bag on our site without much effort.)