anker customer support is so done with me

Hello,

due to my prodigious aptitude for lesbianism, I find myself to be at the address where I receive mail rather infrequently. As such, I only recently received the replacement charger despite it arriving days ago. You will be happy to know that the replacement unit does not emit sparks, nor does it even crackle! How wonderful.

Am I to return my malfunctioning charger via the same shipping label with which the replacement was shipped?

Thanks,
Natalie