Extra time off isn’t some kind of reward for having kids, it’s to make having kids possible. We’ll be old someday and we’ll need those kids to support us. Give parents all the time off they want. Imagine the kind of guy who sees a new mom get time off work to take care of a literal shit machine and thinks “She’s the one who decided to excrete a crotch goblin. I should get the same amount of time off work as she does so I can play more Elden Ring.” Then imagine how that guy smells.