I share the hard feelings on this account, might as well share the good times too?

Spent a day and half doing yard work cleaning up from the storms, then shower, grocery shopping, made dinner, re-shaved my wife’s undercut, dyed her hair a vibrant purple, and now I’m finishing off the night by painting my fingernails an obnoxious Barbie pink while she knits AirPod covers. Typical lesbian weekend?