Post by @ColeSloth

@ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · Dec 25

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. With mom at the whore house and dad smokin grass I settled down for a nice piece of ass when out on the lawn arose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter and out on the lawn I seen some big dick and I knew in a moment it must be St.Nick he flew down my chimney like a bat out of hell and i knew in a moment the fucker had fell He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer. then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew my chimney apart cussing and cursing as he rode out of sight. pissing on all having one hell of a night. I made a few lyric changes from when I learned this one in grade school, circa 1994ish. The great ones will last the generations. Merry Christmas!

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