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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone in programmer_humor · 5m ago

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@fubarx@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Oct 02, 2025

Sí más más

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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 22h ago

Don't use ai

cross-posted from: piefed.blahaj.zone/c/…/don-t-use-ai-use-me-3 Don’t use ai, use me :3 Since alt text is being dumb A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption “Don’t ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I’m beautiful and have great taste in manga!” Image by @usagiboots
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@jxk@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 1d ago

Please let me squash a merge commit

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@cipherd@lemmy.ml in programmer_humor · 2d ago

Rust developers are going crazy

cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/46594675
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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 2d ago

WHY YOU LITTLE!

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/46174405
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@artwork@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Apr 01, 2026

...are you JetBrains or Anthropic, or? // Instead of actually valuable settings, there's the first - "Claude Code Plugin".

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/45027513 Expected Result See actual settings related to the IDE, environment, or at least web, PHP, and art development; Actual Result See “Claude Code Plugin” … May I ask, why do you highlight/suggest your customers that they are incapable to develop without AI, and you force it everywhere, even with the very first setting, and first ChangeLog items, too, instead of improving IDE for a human and their mind? And… I am sorry, but… are you JetBrains or Anthropic, or? Source: youtrack.jetbrains.com/…
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@slazer2au@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · 2d ago

Don't pay for AI, frame your questions like you want Maccas.

I stole this from LinkedIn.
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@whimsical@no.lastname.nz in programmer_humor · 3d ago

...and the Two Hard Problems

Had this idea off and on again for a while now, but this time I happened to be in front of a computer when inspiration struck. Made with GIMP 3.0.4. Yes, I used the awkward {selection + normal fill + smaller selection + erase fill} method to draw the circle. There was also a bright spot in the image under the text that required a drop shadow.
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@cm0002@suppo.fi in programmer_humor · 3d ago

Claude-powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in 9 seconds — backups zapped, after Cursor tool powered by Anthropic's Claude goes rogue

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@cm0002@suppo.fi in programmer_humor · 3d ago

Adopting Claude speak in regular life

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@rieux@infosec.pub in programmer_humor · 3d ago

When the devs actually care

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@General_Effort@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Apr 08, 2026

Appearances can be something

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@ghodawalaaman@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Mar 26, 2026

Trust me bro!

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@calango@programming.dev in programmer_humor · 4d ago

Each time the Arch update breaks, I'll eat a snack.

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@m33@lemmy.zip in programmer_humor · 4d ago

When you love systemd so much every aspect of your life has a unit file

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@eah@programming.dev in programmer_humor · 4d ago

lemmy.world is gone. who wants to sword fight?

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@Anna@lemmy.today in programmer_humor · 4d ago

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@Lisk91@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Apr 23, 2026

The average life of a keyboard

Possible source (also extended video): www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlUlAPBBP2E

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@jsalvador@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Apr 24, 2026

Peak of technology which was going to replace all of us

Peak of technology which was going to replace all of us
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