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lemmy

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Enshittiflation

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · 21h ago · 14 comments · Open

676

another windows zeroday, the repo text is hilarious

lemmy.blahaj.zone

@not_IO · !programmer_humor · 2d ago · 32 comments · Open

540

Getting religious.

@NichEherVielleicht · !programmer_humor · 2d ago · 20 comments · Open

827

Copilot can't exit vim

@heuristic_lemur · !programmer_humor · 3d ago · 132 comments · Open

501

Unexpected Spanish Inquisition

@CodiUnicorn · !programmer_humor · 3d ago · 8 comments · Open

274

It's already running

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · 2d ago · 12 comments · Open

270

Mine would basically be white tiles

@Gork · !programmer_humor · 2d ago · 4 comments · Open

1202

I'd watch a movie about that

@RmDebArc_5 · !programmer_humor · 6d ago · 55 comments · Open

157

謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · 2d ago · 21 comments · Open

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · 5d ago · 73 comments · Open

368

Die in honour

@NichEherVielleicht · !programmer_humor · 4d ago · 11 comments · Open

149

How to hit your Claude weekly limit so you can go outside and touch grass

@codeinabox · !programmer_humor · 3d ago · 13 comments · Open

580

Why I always keep doing it...

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · 6d ago · 98 comments · Open

521

Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages

@Viking_Hippie · !programmer_humor · 6d ago · 41 comments · Open

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Progress

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Apr 10, 2026 · 17 comments · Open

454

The mist of the www

@NichEherVielleicht · !programmer_humor · Apr 10, 2026 · 103 comments · Open

572

it's a matter of motivation

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Apr 08, 2026 · 32 comments · Open

385

I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment".

@FunnyCoder · !programmer_humor · Apr 09, 2026 · 42 comments · Open

303

Praise be to Allah

@Gork · !programmer_humor · Apr 09, 2026 · 20 comments · Open

1844

Working outside

@EfreetSK · !programmer_humor · Mar 20, 2026 · 305 comments · Open

6

fuck you bill

@jayrar · !programmer_humor · 1d ago · 14 comments · Open

5

When you set the "male" value too high and get an integer overflow

@mech · !programmer_humor · 1d ago · 2 comments · Open

149

Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system.

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · Apr 09, 2026 · 39 comments · Open

1335

No Microslop for me

@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai · !programmer_humor · Mar 15, 2026 · 399 comments · Open

1320

I love password based login

@bdjegifjdvw · !programmer_humor · Mar 13, 2026 · 231 comments · Open

1568

We live in the future!

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 159 comments · Open

65

Deep seek has a foul mouth

@cockmushroom · !programmer_humor · Apr 11, 2026 · 13 comments · Open

1161

Thanks for asking...

@calango · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 63 comments · Open

523

Robobert?

@fossilesque · !programmer_humor · Mar 22, 2026 · 43 comments · Open

909

Go on...

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Mar 12, 2026 · 73 comments · Open

846

Amazon AI

@dhruv3006 · !programmer_humor · Mar 11, 2026 · 97 comments · Open

482

I'm watching you

@calango · !programmer_humor · Mar 15, 2026 · 91 comments · Open

552

Sam is it you?

@NichEherVielleicht · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 33 comments · Open

568

Literally

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 88 comments · Open

552

Would you?

@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 64 comments · Open

505

` ` ` `

@irelephant · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 43 comments · Open

462

Modern API tools

@nikolasdimi · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 41 comments · Open

472

My new static, multi-page calendar application

@perishthethought · !programmer_humor · Mar 07, 2026 · 39 comments · Open

404

Getting rejected

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 20 comments · Open

401

IBM 1979 variant

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 12 comments · Open

268

Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 41 comments · Open

213

That's the feeling.

@FoxtrotDeltaTango · !programmer_humor · Mar 12, 2026 · 15 comments · Open

217

Promoting your API tool - Guide for founders on Reddit

@nikolasdimi · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 27 comments · Open

148

Ageless Linux - Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

agelesslinux.org

@eah · !programmer_humor · Mar 13, 2026 · 18 comments · Open

147

You never know if you're gonna need one some day

@Viking_Hippie__dup_9105 · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 3 comments · Open

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Alright nerds, who can guess what this RegEx matches?

@NoFood4u · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 28 comments · Open

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ActivityPub on a Wii? Who's got AP on a pregnancy test yet?

@ozoned · !programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026 · 5 comments · Open

28

The Gervais Principle, Or The Office According to “The Office”

www.ribbonfarm.com

@cm0002 · !programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026 · 2 comments · Open

0

SeCurItY IsSuE

@qaz · !programmer_humor · 1d ago · 3 comments · Open

0

One blood eagle please

@NichEherVielleicht · !programmer_humor · 1d ago · 6 comments · Open

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