#puppy

This is what progress looks like. #WillowTheSprocker is not trying to maul, chase, or otherwise harass Benedict Gingercat. (In this one precise moment.) She is learning “leave it” and “calm”. It’s for her own safety, honestly. Ben is a #MaineCoon cross and is bigger than the #puppy. For now. It should also be noted that Ben is being a complete dick about it all and doing such things as drinking out of the dog’s water bowl - I’ve had him for 9 years now and he has NEVER drank out of a bowl before now - and sitting on whatever piece of furniture is above where the dog is lying, dangling his tail down and wafting it in front of the dog to make her want to chase it. Dog gets reprimanded and cat strolls away. Smirking. #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon #sprocker #spanielsofmastodon

#Day1 of the #puppy is going well. A little over 5hrs in and she’s asleep in her crate. We have had two outside wees and one outside poo and we’re off to a great start. #WillowTheSprocker #dogsofmastodon

Since Friday brought more than its fair share of bad news to this country and world, I present this doomscroll timeline cleanse: A parrot who clearly learned the language before traveling to Puppyland. #parrot #puppy #timeline #cleanse #Friday #funny #cute #soundon #hello #hellooooo