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@Slashline@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
Need any help cooking? #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashtagGames
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@intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026
#textsfromhouseholdpests #HashtagGames Dad, I need money for pizza.
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@MisterMadge@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
Maybe it's time to get some new granola bars. All these were stale and have last year's chew marks. - The Mice Family #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashtagGames
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@paul@oldfriends.live · Feb 27, 2026
🕷️ "That's funny. I just mated then had a bite to eat. LOL" #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashtagGames https://oldfriends.live/@paul/116140492787863840
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@paul@oldfriends.live · Feb 27, 2026
"Ok gang. Looks like they are having Thanksgiving dinner at their house this year. Meet-up at 3am outside of the dryer vent. The Raccoons will let you enter through the attic but you have to bring backs morsels for them. Leave the pups in the abandoned doghouse." #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashtagGames
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@intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026
#textsfromhouseholdpests #HashtagGames #Duolingo "We can recommend the Cheese Soufflé"
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@Smerks1109@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
We’re called Noseeums. Yea that’s right. And no you can’t. But you’ll feel us later. Welcome to the Caribbean. #textsfromhouseholdpests #hashtaggames
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@kkainz@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
"Hey, physicist_on_wheels, it's the field mice in your basement here. We're being drastically outspent by the Orkin man and his fat-cat (literally) financial backers. Can we count on you to donate $3, $5, $10, or whatever during our 48-hour fundraising push, so that we may continue to chew up your old photos and make nests in your collection of Charlie Brown paperbacks?" #textsfromhouseholdpests #hashtaggames
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@kcdc@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
Y'know, squirrels are just rats with bushy tails. Yet, it's just us rats that continue to be vilified. Life is so unfair. #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashTagGames
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@kcdc@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah! #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashTagGames
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@kcdc@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
Fear not comrades. It we who shall inherit this Earth. #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashTagGames
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@jongary@macaw.social · Feb 27, 2026
Yo! Turn off those lights when you leave. - The Cockroaches #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashTagGames
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@kcdc@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
That's no motel. #TextsFromHouseholdPests #HashTagGames
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@Slashline@universeodon.com · Feb 27, 2026
Oh yeah - that's it. Stick that foot out from under the blanket.... #textsfromhouseholdpests #HashtagGames
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