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@AaronDavid@beige.party · 13h ago

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@AaronDavid@beige.party · 1d ago

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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@AaronDavid@beige.party · 1d ago

In a same sex relationship, which one is always right?

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

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@AaronDavid@beige.party · Nov 08, 2025

In the UK we have the Royal Mail, which we call 'the post'. In the US they have the Postal Service, which they call 'the mail'. What's that all about?

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