If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
My son got sent home from school today. He had been suspended for running around the girls toilets with his privates hanging out. Seems he had done it for a bet.
Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it & stuck by the suspension. Getting a bit peeved, I asked him if he would rather have him thieving & smashing the school up like others I could mention.
"No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 chemistry that he is paid to do".
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
Monday night at 9.00, having explored every other aspect of creaturedom, Sir David McDavidface tells the pooth, the whole pooth and nothing but the pooth in 'The Elegance of Effluence'. Learn all you need to know about stoat stools, sheep shit, pig poo and crow crap
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 07, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 06, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 06, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 06, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 06, 2026
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
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@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
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Mar 06, 2026
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