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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠

@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social
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Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 04, 2026

Disgrace...

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 03, 2026

Someone filled out an app for Moo... First time in 26 months.
🙏🏻🤞🏻

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 03, 2026

Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was the design. 90s?

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 03, 2026

Got some booze from the 70s... Freebie!

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 03, 2026

One of today's freebies

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 02, 2026

Several rooms like this...

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 02, 2026

"The only disability that allows you to say the n word is being black"
https://youtu.be/VRg2VGChjrE

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Mar 02, 2026
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 12, 2026

Yes, you are judged by your work boots.
https://youtube.com/shorts/0U7B9hbD4sg

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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 12, 2026
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 12, 2026

Have I gotten my moneys worth? (I didn't pay for them)

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@BroDrillard@nicecrew.digital
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 11, 2026
@BroDrillard Aaaaaaaaand let's check up on South Africa toda... Oh shit...
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 11, 2026

I miss smoking in bars.

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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world
Open ancestor post
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Feb 03, 2026
@VD15 Who tf BUYS a cat?
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AlphaKiloPapa
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social

Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.

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@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social · Jan 24, 2026
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