Telling some to 'fuck off' is a little basic these days... Instead, be more creative with your insults....
Try ... I hope James Corden, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell get cast in the movie version of your favourite musical.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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It's 10,000BC and I walk in bruised battered and covered in blood.
"Sorry babe" I say to my wife... "We didn't have any luck on the hunt today".
She looks me up and down, looking at the scratches and blood across my body.... 'Hmmm" she goes... 'So I gathered'
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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2d ago
I feel a deep sense of shame right now.
I was playing a little game, as a U-Boat commander attacking allied shipping in the atlantic and around the UK and coast of Europe.
I pounced on a convoy protected by some Flower Corvettes, Destroyers and a Battle Cruiser.
I got the battle cruiser, a couple of corvettes and 5 cargo ships.
Then I saw the name of the battle cruiser as it went down.
It was the ship my grandfather served on during WWII.
I immediately felt a deep sense of shame for my actions... It's just a game, and I've played German sub games many times over the last 30yrs... Silent Service 1 & 2, Silent Hunter 1, 2, 3 + Wolves of the Pacific (the first to put you in a USA sub hunting Japanese shipping.
But... sinking my grandfathers ship... unnerved me.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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#DIYDay OK, so that's the shed modified and strengthened a little, Bolts fitted, hasp and staple fitted and padlock sourced.
It's by no means a 'secure' shed... it's made of wood and with a few kicks and a screw driver you could have the doors of in no time to gain access.
But it's dry inside and can store the big crates that have been stored in the unused conservatory for over 3yrs.
We spent so long trying to decide what to do about the conservatory and getting other jobs finished int he house.
At one point I was just going to tear it down, do a nice patio and a gazebo... But my mum lives with me and has always wanted a conservatory and she's 80yrs old and won't be moving again... and she's willing to pay half the cost. So I thought... fuck it, let's give her what she wants.
It means spending about £26k instead of the £10k it would cost to take it down, lay some nice paving and redo the whole garden... and it's literally using up the last of the money left over from the sale of both houses... plus some of my savings.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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2d ago
Today... is a rest day.
Is it bollocks.
Today is a fit bolts and locks to the new shed day, then move the contents of the conservatory into it.
At least it's dry today and the sun is peeking out a fair bit... for now.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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3d ago
One thing that Gen Z and Gen alpha will never understand.
If you saw as many ads on your device as you do today... You knew you probably had at least three pieces of malware and viruses infecting your system.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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3d ago
Flirting Girl: So... do you have any fantasies?
Me: Quitting my job.
FG: No, I meant... wilder... riskier fantasies.
Me: Oh... quitting my job without having anything else lined up.
2 weeks to go.... before I'm voluntarily unemployed.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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3d ago
A quick message to all of the people from the USA right now.
If I see anyone of you posting to complain about the 'high price of gas' you are paying over there... I'm going to call you a whiny, entitled little bitch.
You have had a subsidised price your whole lives, whilst those of us in Europe have paid through the nose.
So unless the cost of a gallon of gas is over $10.... shut the fuck up about it... You have no idea how lucky you are.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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3d ago
#DIYDay again
Fixing electrics and disconnecting others.
basically, the extractor in my new ensuite done last year wasn't turning on with the light... But could be activated by cycling the isolator switch quickly.
Figured either the controller on the inline extractor had failed, or there was a broken wire... maybe just a loose connection.
Was not expecting a faulty switch arcing to be the problem.
Whilst the switch was hanging of the wall, I noticed that if you moved the switch in certain directions whilst the power was on... the extractor came on, then off as you moved the wires about. We'd already checked the wires were secure and found no loose ones.
So after carefully pulling and moving the wires individually... we found the one that was the problem... Possibly a break inside the wire. hard to diagnose, even harder to fix as it means fishing new cable through into the loft.
So I had an idea... swap the isolator switch with one that we know works.
So we did just that... and the problem went away.
Diagnosis... the problem lay with the switch itself.
It wasn't some cheap switch either, but a British General Nexus black metal one... these are about 4x the price of your basic plain white plastic ones. Not expensive at around £15... but higher price would bring higher quality you'd think.
So I opened the switch up, know it would be destroyed in the process to see if the cause was obvious.
What I found was concerning... those scorch marks on 2 of the contacts should not be there after 8 months and the fault was intermittent for at least 3 months before getting worse.
I'm not an electrician... I don't know if this could have caused a fire.
But at least the solution is an easy fix... I've left the plain white one fitted in place and will get a new plain white one to go back on the other bathroom... For now the electrics for that switch are protected with wago connectors until I can get the new one.
As for the rest of the DIY, that was disconnecting the electrics into the conservatory... switches and sockets are now dead, some wiring removed. once the old conservatory is taken down (hopefully starting next weds or thurs), I'll cover the blanking sockets better to protect from any rain as it will be a couple of months before the new one is up.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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3d ago
Torpedoes are the only kind of Pedos the USA is willing to fire.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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4d ago
#BadPicsOfFood time, an afternoon treat selection.
A small piece of red velvet, maderia cake along with a shortbread cookie.
Coffee is also involved.
Sugar rush incoming... sugar crash to follow shortly after.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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5d ago
You can easily add social media sites to each of these... and we know the fediverse is at the far right.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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5d ago
Fortnite, the game from Epic that rakes in hundreds of millions in profit a year... Is claiming they need to raise prices to 'help pay the bills'
Greed... fucking greed and that's it.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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6d ago
I learned a new word today.
'Binfluencer'
That's the guy on your street who puts the correct bin out early each week, thus signalling to everyone else which one they need to take out.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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6d ago
Friend: The accomplishments of the human race are kinda astounding.
Me: Until you put them in order
Friend: What... humans have walked on the moon.
Me: Yeah, in 1969... it wasn't until the 1970's that they decided putting wheels on suitcases was a good idea and it took another 30yrs before they put more than 2 on them.
Friend: You're a strange man...
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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6d ago
On other sites... waking up to hundreds of notifications immediately brought about an intense fear... my brain thinking 'Oh no... WTF did I do?'
On the fediverse... I just go oh... I've kinda gone viral again.
That kinds sums up the peace of mind being on Mastodon brings you... Normally going viral on corpo owned right wing loving social media sites (which is all of them) and getting those kind of notifications... means the trolls have taken issue with something you said and are in full on attack mode... with all of the hate and vitriol that brings with it.
Not here... it's calm, it's peaceful and even though the same subjects are talked about... the trolls are so easily defeated and sidelined because they... like in the real world... are a tiny minority with their tiny minds... and with no right wing corpo owned social media amplifying their hate and bile... they can't gain traction and when they start too... they are defederated.
We've seen instances get taken over by them and the instance gets isolated... preaching into the void with very few to hear them anymore.
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Mar 10, 2026
I've been getting into writing a lot of short fiction.
I call them 'to do lists'
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Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Mar 01, 2026
Norway going hard on the push back against enshitification.
This is a real ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council. 😆
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
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Feb 24, 2026
Philosophers only want one thing... and it's fucking discussing.
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Feb 19, 2026
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
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Feb 16, 2026
Too shy to be an influencer, too easily annoyed by people to work with customers, too smart to dabble with crypto, too honest to be a scammer and too lazy to work 9-5.
How do I actually earn money?
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Feb 09, 2026
Maybe we should rename Epstein Island.... to 'Kid Rock'
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Feb 01, 2026
Doc: So take these meds 3 times a day before meals
Me: Can I drink alcohol whilst on them?
Doc: I don't recommend it
Me: Why not?
Doc: Well, having one drink will make you feel like you've had 5.
Me: Cool... so I can get drunk AND save money.
Doc: Thats not what I said.
Me: technically... it is.
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does. Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas. 4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references. Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
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Jan 20, 2026
30yrs ago, I started using the internet as an escape from reality.
These last few years, I've started using reality as an escape from the internet.
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