Armadillo Rancher

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I'm 30 miles from the Gulf of Waffle House......or whatever we're calling the Gulf of mexico these days.....My house is currently 174 feet above sea level. How much longer do I have until I need to invest in a canoe or party barge???

That's why the skin lotion section at all the stores is always locked-up.

I wouldn't sweat it. I think about 99% of his reactions are the eggplant.