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False advertisement. I would not support this company and their deceptive packaging. I did not receive *blue* milk, it was boring ass white milk from a cow, not blue raspberry milk.

There has to be some term for a logical fallacy, presentism or something, where I simply cannot believe that "in 2026" the controlling factions of major powers are being driven by religion. I feel like that's the mask, that's the "excuse," but that like with 99.99999999999% of things it's actually just greed, or in bloody bibis case it's about perpetually keeping Israel at war so he can keep delaying his corruption trial.

I think it's mostly a streamer thing. At least the only time I've ever seen it is when people put it in the chats of streams.

All this time it was hidden marketing for their wonderful clothing line, depicted in the image above. Bear and Stein fashion.

It's all *so fucking stupid.* Like do these people seriously not think that their God would be *pissed* at them for *forcing* the conditions to occur just so they can pull this "Jesus hates this one neat trick to force the rapture" b.s and get into heaven earlier than should have happened? We all know the famous quote from the Bible: And God said unto thee: murder and bomb people, once you cause enough bloody chaos we'll open the gates! Extra virgins for you the browner the victim of your onslaught! ...

These things kill it for me. Excessive talking, slapping, absurd grunting… Ughh… Some are so damn good then the guy starts going all slap boxing on her and it’s like wtf??

That life isn’t a fairy tale. Some live the “ideal life” and a lot of others don’t. I’m one of the don’t and need to be reminded that it’s not abnormal, things don’t just work out for everyone.

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

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I start with the whole breast while cooking then shred after. I think shredding them and ensuring they're mixed with everything right after cooking helps, but I never eat it right from the crockpot so it could just be reabsorbing the spiced liquid as it cools in the fridge that is doing the trick. Edit: I also only cook on the "low" setting even though it says 10 hours, I never let it go much longer than 3 or the chicken gets too "well done" just gotta do your typical chicken testing whether with a meat thermometer or pulling it apart to see/feel the texture.

I have 2 that I bounce between if I ever do feel like changing things up. 2 chicken breasts, half a sweet onion/Vidalia sliced, 8 oz can of sliced mushrooms, 14oz can of mixed vegetables, 28oz can of "small red beans." I don't measure seasoning so all I can say is: one metric fuckton of paprika, sprinkle of cayenne pepper, 1/8 metric fuckton of curry powder, 1/8 metric fuckton of granulated garlic, decent sprinkle of garlic salt or regular salt, drizzle of olive oil The other I don't have the cans for this week so I'm not sure of the volume, but similar size to the beans just chickpeas/garbanzo beans instead, same vegetables, same mushrooms, same onion, similar size can of the vegetables but of collard greens. 1/2 metric fuckton of granulated garlic, 1/2 metric fuckton of dried parsley, decent sprinkle of garlic salt or regular salt, drizzle some olive oil and small drizzle of soy sauce. Same 2 chicken breasts. I usually start beans on the bottom, sliced onion, then chicken and seasoning, then the veggies on top. For the chickpea one I pour the liquid from the can in there as well, apparently it's a decent source of protein. Obviously you don't need the collard greens or mushrooms if you don't like them, I just made these recipes up they didn't come from anywhere specific. Edit: forgot to add, when it's done I just pull the chicken apart so it's "shredded" and mix it all together.

A slow cooker and an ability to eat the same thing every day makes meal prep incredibly simple for me lol Every Sunday I spend like 20 mins prepping the food for the slow cooker, pop it in, and then I walk away for 3 hours. Lunch for the whole week done!

Light it on fire while it's still in your room. No need to move anything!

“Would you be willing to choose me, a man you don’t even know, over your own children? I don’t even know why I have to use these sites, I’m literally the most amazing man on the face of the planet. It’s a disgrace I even debase myself by using this. Did I mention I’m the most modest person in the world as well?”

I used to live behind a gas station in a town where people loved to drive those cars… I wish hell was real because there would be a special place there for the types of assholes that would roll up at two fucking AM with their subwoofers BLASTING shaking my windows and their stupid-ass exhaust trying to make their shitbox sound special.

The government doesn’t care about children anywhere. They’re a political tool when talked about in the us, a method to get whatever legislation passed that they want that we’d otherwise oppose. “It’s for the children” is never about the children. When we bomb children in other countries, the government just doesn’t care at all and will just make up any excuses as to why it’s acceptable.

forever war Military industrial complex:

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