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cross-posted from: hexbear.net/post/7930619 I’m getting back into MtG - Really I never left, but all my friends who played have moved + I lost all my good decks in a move myself. Now some of my other friends have started playing, and though I hate universes beyond, I enjoy the game. I don’t want to spend a bajillion on cards however, but I also don’t want to play with paper cutouts or proxies. It’s silly, but I like the cardboard for some reason. And I’d really like to regain some of my old decks, which were from Return to Ravnica/Original Innistraad era. So I’m looking for a good printshop that prints good-looking Magic cards. I hear some shops in China have gotten better than WOTC at printing. I’m in the EU. Anyway, I’d love to get some recommendations. Please help me out.

On the one hand he’s incredibly unhealthy. On the other he has access to capitalist presidential necromancy and his family history is one of long lived people. If he does die do you think it will be Poisoned by a eunuch Rage induced heart explosion? An accident, like falling off a roof? Assassinated by a chud/comrade/liberal? Death from supercovid or birdflu or another disease? Just old age death? Sewerslide? Some sort of catastrophe?