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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦

@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
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Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks.

I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea.

"That Fed Nigger"

My wife is @Angel1313@nicecrew.digital and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.
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Parent @AidanTTIerian@poa.st Open
@AidanTTIerian@poa.st
To the disgusting right wing basement dwelling loser incel faggots who like that Clara got harassed & threatened for “celebrating the murder of a political opponent“, let’s see what you had to say abo
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 22, 2026
You will find "sympathy" in the dictionary, between "shit", and "syphilis".
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
EDIT: nvm - she just turned out to be a based Hard R dropping OF thot. Somebody needs to waifu this, quick fast and in a hurry. https://nitter.net/myka_rei/status/2023752387740205121?s=20
Parent @NoDoxGregBrady@poa.st Open
@NoDoxGregBrady@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli "Tweet Not Found"
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 17, 2026
's okay - she turned out not to be so based after all. She's just an OF thot. But at least she drops the hard R.
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 17, 2026
EDIT: nvm - she just turned out to be a based Hard R dropping OF thot.

Somebody needs to waifu this, quick fast and in a hurry.
https://nitter.net/myka_rei/status/2023752387740205121?s=20
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 17, 2026
The Japanese have gone full-on J-pilled and are invoking the Samurai. I has a chubby.

https://x.com/isfjmocha/status/2023511518781100480

Nitter link if you think X is icky:

https://nitter.net/isfjmocha/status/2023511518781100480
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Root @JoshuaSlocum@poa.st Open
@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli @Dagnar do you get a hint that something's about to happen, like does the loadmaster change into a pair of board shorts or something
Ancestor 2 @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
Not if you're just cargo. They don't tell us shit, unless we are the mission.
Parent @nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital Open
@nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital
yall seen muh chiggunz??? :pepe_eggplant:
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
You leave those chickens alone, you filthy fucking moon cricket!
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Root @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
I'd love to do that, honestly!
Ancestor 2 @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
We were already on the bird when the pilot dipped us in a river to pick up another LRS team. Not gonna lie, it's pretty fucking cool.
Parent @JoshuaSlocum@poa.st Open
@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli @Dagnar do you get a hint that something's about to happen, like does the loadmaster change into a pair of board shorts or something
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
Not if you're just cargo. They don't tell us shit, unless we are the mission.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
I was on a Chinook when they did an extraction like this. It is very unsettling to see the helicopter you're standing in start to fill up with water... https://youtube.com/shorts/ldIpAHZNRGw
Parent @Big_Farma@poa.st Open
@Big_Farma@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli No doubt you were reviewing your underwater helicopter escape procedures at the time!
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
No, I was trying not to piss myself.
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Root @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
That's some James Bond stuff right there
Ancestor 2 @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
It's a pretty common extraction method as it turns out. The first time you're part of one though, it scares the shit out of you.
Parent @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital Open
@Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
I thought they had some buoyancy?
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
That's all lift, man.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
I was on a Chinook when they did an extraction like this. It is very unsettling to see the helicopter you're standing in start to fill up with water... https://youtube.com/shorts/ldIpAHZNRGw
Parent @mothersmurfer@poa.st Open
@mothersmurfer@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli that's fuckin' cool! When we were sent to NTC, they flew us out on C-141's. I didn't know that they were doing a cargo drop when we got there. So the inner rear pressure door lifts u
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
NTC - where the Devil himself sends people to suffer, but won't go.
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Root @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
That's some James Bond stuff right there
Ancestor 2 @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
It's a pretty common extraction method as it turns out. The first time you're part of one though, it scares the shit out of you.
Parent @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
I'd love to do that, honestly!
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
We were already on the bird when the pilot dipped us in a river to pick up another LRS team. Not gonna lie, it's pretty fucking cool.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
There's no chemical anything for dozens of miles. We're in the middle of farmland.
Ancestor 2 @Rose@nicecrew.digital Open
@Rose@nicecrew.digital
>no chemical anything >farmland Farmland has heavy chemical loads. Fertilizer, herbicide, pesticide, harvesting chemicals. Plus cropland has pretty bad water retention. Which means those chemicals run
Parent @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital Open
@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital
Still looks like it’s spring fed, but more than likely dirty. everything is.
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
It's spring fed. It would have to be. We were down to -20º a couple of nights and it didn't freeze at all.
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
So apparently you can't tell a Japanese guy who is considering seppuku that it really is an option. Not on X, anyway.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
So this happened over our six week-long freeze…
Parent @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
Might be chemical inclusion ..
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
There's no chemical anything for dozens of miles. We're in the middle of farmland.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
So this happened over our six week-long freeze…
Parent @kollap5@poa.st Open
@kollap5@poa.st
@BattleDwarfGimli Is that in your property? I'd tap tf out of it
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
It's right in the middle of my property, and I intend to.
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Root @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital Open
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
I was on a Chinook when they did an extraction like this. It is very unsettling to see the helicopter you're standing in start to fill up with water... https://youtube.com/shorts/ldIpAHZNRGw
Parent @Dagnar@nicecrew.digital Open
@Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
That's some James Bond stuff right there
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
It's a pretty common extraction method as it turns out. The first time you're part of one though, it scares the shit out of you.
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 09, 2026
I was on a Chinook when they did an extraction like this. It is very unsettling to see the helicopter you're standing in start to fill up with water...

https://youtube.com/shorts/ldIpAHZNRGw
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BattleDwarfGimli
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@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @ Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

nicecrew.digital
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital · Feb 07, 2026
So this happened over our six week-long freeze…
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