BluJay320

Do I have any say over conditions aside from species? If so, a dog in a rich family. One of the more intelligent breeds, possibly a border collie or German shepherd. Seems like a good life; well fed, sheltered, nothing to worry about other than wondering where my owners went/when they’ll be back when they leave the house. If not, idk, make me a jellyfish or something. No thoughts, just floating mindlessly in the ocean without a care, occasionally getting touched and making them regret it.

I don’t trust any of these mfs, and you shouldn’t either

I know this is a shitpost, but I feel obligated to tell everyone to never, ever, EVER take Triple Cs for recreational purposes. If you’re that determined to try it, the psychoactive compound can be found in many other medications, however the other ingredients in Triple Cs are highly dangerous in large doses and can cause life threatening symptoms including seizures, internal bleeding, liver damage, and death