@Huntn00 @Alice @cainmark I don't know what part of the Internet encouraged me to try this, but when a representative of Artificial Stupidity starts with me as soon as the phone connects, I just shout "agent" until it tells me it'll connect me with a human. Then ten minutes of staticky shit music, followed by the sound of dialing, then I'm connected with someone from India who speaks an English cobbled together in a totally different idiomatic universe, who tells me to unplug my device...FUCK!