CombatWombat

I'm pretty critical of Trump, but if he actually gets Iran to turn over all of their enriched uranium for $20 billion, I'll say that's the best deal he's ever signed.

“Return chance while the steam blonde lunar flash spray loaf loads a real good man lamp” is a reference to the 1993 movie Homeward Bound, in which the dog Chance must be returned to his family. It sounds kind of awkward because the animals in movie never fully understood what the humans were up to, and it was a children’s movie so they couldn’t come right out and say that the cat Sassy walked in on the parents doing something rather intimate involving his man lamp and her spray loaf.

WAT R UR DEMONSTRATIVES? MINE ARE THESE/THOSE

Nope, just a normal high school marching band. Now drop and give me 20 for talking back.

In July of last year, a Mississippi high school sent 11 marching band members to the hospital after they collapsed during practice. I was in the marching band in high school in the Mojave Desert, where the temperatures would regularly break 100F/40C. You lose a lot of water when you’re playing an instrument (they don’t have spit valves for nothing), and marching bands still maintain a lot of traditions from their military origins, so you do a lot of push-ups. The thick wool uniforms you wear during performances don’t help anything either – we had elaborate rituals involving baby powder to try to stay dry inside the uniform, which was harder than you might expect considering how dry the desert air is. We’d have a few kids pass out during band camp each summer, but I can only remember once someone went down during a performance – she marched right off the field and collapsed on the sideline, and was fine after some fluids and rest.

You reversed the polarity just for me? 🥺 👉👈

I’m just a little guy and the vibes are already so bad, can you stop please?