CoyoteFacts

Oh my god my biggest pet peeve is every single new project awarding itself “modern, lightweight, blazing fast”. Seeing these words actually negatively affects my perception of your new super cool project. Along with the fucking emojis. aka: Modern: “I couldn’t understand the codebase of the previous solution, so I rewrote it using stuff I’m familiar with” Lightweight: “Featureless/no features that I don’t use” Blazing fast: “Doesn’t have any edge cases handled yet”

Oh my god this is a food item that you can get in the game Small Saga (which I highly recommend to all you leftists/queers/others). I assumed it was real and some sort of well-known weird food but actually it’s real and bad on purpose? What a rollercoaster.