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Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world
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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
My book: https://a.co/d/hXK3beo

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DarthPutinKGB
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 16, 2025

As if leaving me with another submarine that now can't sink, to go with all the ships that now don't float, the Ukrainians even hacked our surveillance cameras so we filmed their attack for them.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 15, 2025

It's Monday. You might hate your job. But at least you're not a russian general about to tell Putin that you lost the city you've claimed to have captured 4 times.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 05, 2025

OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia's plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false.

Which is why you can believe we want peace now

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 05, 2025

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes,
44 Ukrainian heavy bombers (Tu-22) and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles.

Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

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DarthPutinKGB
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 04, 2025
Going thru customs in India today: - Name? - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Occupation? - No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 04, 2025

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 04, 2025

RE: @Tendar@newsie.social

But my trolls claim the only person who ever said it would take 3 days was some US general, yet here is a russian general saying it.

Prez confused.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 04, 2025

OTD in 2009 Russia reaffirmed commitment to the Budapest Memorandum signed 15 years previously.

Which is why you can trust us on the "peace deal" now proposed.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 03, 2025

I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

mastodon.world
Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 02, 2025

Rumor has it I'm actually gay. Sorry.

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

mastodon.world
Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 02, 2025

Today is the 5th time we've captured Pokrovsk. A major defeat for the american empire.....

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

mastodon.world
Darth Putin
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. My book: https:// a.co/d/hXK3beo

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@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world · Dec 01, 2025

The view from the bunker.
Russia gets the land
Donald gets a bribe
Ukraine gets a lie

https://youtu.be/790T13r61mc

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