Dozzi92

I only recognized it because of the actual quote, I like people who weren't captured, referencing John McCain's time spent as a POW. Unless you mean in a more general sense, and then yeah, nothing's been real for a while now, we live in bizzarro world.

Well yeah, don’t house those drugs. Stick to the ones that will melt your mind!

In the words of my good friend Timmy: What’s going to happen to you? That stupid question resulted in some fun nights. And also some uncomfortable nights.

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

I played lacrosse in middle school, and when we’d stop we’d try taking the caps from our Gatorades and rolling them on the windshield of cars next to us. I can’t stand littering now, I do town cleanups, and maybe it’s my way of trying to undo my stupidity.

They’re still shit. I bring my young kids to the park and around 430 the 12-15 year old kids roll in and are an absolute menace, like clockwork. Littering, cursing loudly, riding their bikes in between the play equipment. I think there’s a certain age where shitheads will always be shitheads. They get this little taste of freedom that comes with adolescence and they go overboard. I think it is just a part of life. I try to say to my kids, hey, you don’t like how they’re acting now right? Then don’t do it when you’re their age. We will see if that works.

Except people just straight up copy paste gpt output. At the very least people would say “I googled and got this result and that result.” We’ve taken what was minimal work and made it minimaler.

Yeah, my vinyl collection is a decoration. The 20TB of storage connected to my PC is where the magic happens.

The hat.

Future is made of it, after all.

I have this idea for a dystopian story where we’ve figured out aging and can keep people alive forever, but it’s only done so that people can continue to work in order to pay off their debts, and only once you’ve done so are you allowed to die. And the people who administer the anti-aging treatment are also the ones who hold the notes on your debt. I’ll get around to writing it one day. I’m sure it’ll just be a copy of Running Man or something.

That was the Seamus Finnegan spinoff series I think.

My favorite are British English, who can’t stand the French to the point that they say things like filet with a hard T. This also reminds me of a recent trip to Colorado, where they do the same thing with Spanish words, anglicizing all of them. Salida (sa-LIE-da) is the first one that’s coming to mind, but I know there are other cities in Colorado that are clearly Spanish words that they’ve just abused.

“Go away, I’m batin’!”

That’s a fight I’ll take up arms for.

Yeah, I work for your biggest social media comoetitor, why would I not just go post slop all over your platform with the intent of getting you fined?

I dunno, someone just throws this up on social media, and you’re the person in the position to say hey, halt the trains, don’t you do just that out of an abundance of caution?

You son of a bitch.

Jesus Christ you said the exact words I was going to. Am I robot?