DudeImMacGyver

Challenge accepted.

Sometimes in the morning too if we get our timing right.

Only sometimes.

Give her a little hump, if she wiggles her butt and makes happy noises that's a good sign. If she makes annoyed grunts, abort!

We are all Diogenes on this blessed day.

Sign me the fuck up!

This thread is just going to be peppered with puns now.

Thanks, I haven't seen it! Is it good?

Animaniacs was a banger.

You bastard...

I'm not going to disclose my background for privacy reasons, but regardless of the reasons behind such positions, they exist and are fairly commonplace.

Didn't you have to go to college? If so, I am very surprised you've never heard of adjunct professors, professors of practice, or visiting lecturers.

That's life in a nutshell.

You and I had very different college experiences, I had maybe a handful of professors who were worthless but most of them actually knew wtf they were talking about and were experts in their fields (many of whom were still working in addition to teaching).

French presses are fine and all, but I think OP linked a percolator, which works differently: The water goes up through the tube, then over the grounds, and repeats as it heats/cools. The coffee it makes is unique from the press and you can vary how strong it is by how long you let it percolate.

Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.

I won when I installed Linux.

What a shitty company, glad I've been boycotting the hell out of them!

By putting out shitty updates that break basic, critical thing? Like email and chat?

Now I'm horngry

Just pray you never have to...

Oh, I placed it alright.

I am instantly suspicious about anyone who loudly proclaims their religion like we're supposed to assume they're a great person. They're usually assholes who use religions as an excuse to be assholes. People who are genuine aren't usually like that.

I'm not in school anymore, but I read on my phone all the time (mostly articles and forums, but I've read at least a few ebooks on a phone or tablet too). I prefer a laptop but I don't always have one on me. Physical books are good too, but again they're not always on me.

Sauerkraut, onions, and kielbasa (as is tradition).

It’s been tested a lot and the results are that it can’t be trusted at all unless you are already an expert in the thing you’re asking it to “help” you with so you can correct the many mistakes it will make, but it’s slower and, again, is guaranteed to make mistakes (hallucinations are built into what techbros are insisting on labeling as “AI”, no matter how many resources you throw at it).

All of this at great environmental and human cost too.

I'll go ahead and file this under "duh".

Yeah, no, you are extremely mistaken: Home routers are routinely compromised. I'm not even talking about your government snooping on you but that's not unheard of either.

Even your home network can be comprimised,

Now? Heh...

Atlantis?

This isn't satirical?

Never in my life have I needed to reimage any Linux machine, but I have had to reimage many, many, many windows machines and quite a few Apple devices too. I have a long career in IT (and even before that, I've been building computers since I was 12), so my sample size consists of thousands of computers going back decades. I've only ever reimaged Linux systems when I felt like distro hopping for fun. Maybe I've just been lucky, but I think it's probably more to do with the fact that Linux tends to be extremely reliable once you have it set up (unless you manage to break it, but even then there are usually multiple ways to fix it without reimaging).