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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
Yanks are really good at hating
It doesn’t really matter who, they’ll jump right in and hate
There’s a reason why their TV shows and movies are so superficial, along with everything else they do
They crave distraction from the misery that they live with.
For too many, the escape is from a misery that is inflicted upon them.
For plenty, the misery is because they live shallow lives where the only way they can find value is to compare themselves to others and hope that they have more material wealth
It’s fucked, but hate keeps the wheels turning in 'Murica
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
If you’re hungry, feel free to eat my arsehole with a spoon
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
I’ve had the pleasure of dining at one of Heston Blumenthal’s restaurants and I can categorically say that it was the most wonderful dining experience of my life
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Dec 16, 2025
“But neither scented, not flavoured. In fact, if you can’t eat it, what the fuck are you doing putting it on your fun-bits in the first place?”
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
OK, so I’m one of the original SJWs
I’m old and have a bit of a reputation for getting in the face of the ignorant, which isn’t always wise, but I’m a principled cunt
But there is a point where the little things don’t fucking matter when the person clearly doesn’t have any malicious intent, and only someone trying to be offended would have a problem
To whit, I was asking an indigenous friend whether they prefer “indigenous” or “aboriginal” when I’m speaking to them.
They said “the fact that you’re even asking means that you’re obviously not a part of the problem, so pull the stick out of your arse”
I suggest you do the same.
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 16, 2025
I’m just looking forward to him being “Kirked”
Hopefully really soon. I think it’d be a lovely way to enjoy the new year
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 15, 2025
SO not a shitpost
Also: Fuck Trump, and every one of his fucktard supporters
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 14, 2025
Because OP didn’t even bother to find out what a shitpost actually is before posting their pointless drivel
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 13, 2025
Here’s an idea, genius:
If you don’t understand what a community is about, don’t just post your shit there in the hope of getting imaginary internet points.
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 13, 2025
Not a shitpost
Nobody cares
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 10, 2025
Where else am I supposed to hold it?
I’m not putting it in my pocket again
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 10, 2025
It comes from the core
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 10, 2025
It depends on where you’re fisting
I’m the fister, not the fistee
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 10, 2025
I picked it out of my own poo with my own two fingers
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 10, 2025
It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 10, 2025
Not a shitpost
If it’s still here tomorrow, it will be further evidence that the mods are useless
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
Yeah
Poor moderation.
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 09, 2025
His widow has already forgotten him
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
I specifically posted this because it’s not a shitpost just to see how much traction it’d get
While I’m happy that there are plenty of people who celebrate the death of an utter cunt, I think my point that there needs to be some guidelines about what is and is not a shitpost has been made
The sub is full of rants, people thinking their pointless musings are important enough to post, and people using it as a dumping ground for what they hope will get them imaginary internet points
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
Well played
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
Definitely not a shitpost
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 09, 2025
Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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Dec 09, 2025
I’d totally wear this
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Dec 09, 2025
There’s a reason why we call them “suicide leads”
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
There isn’t
I’m an electrician.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
This is actually completely accurate though...
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
I don’t fucking care
Do your own homework
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
You don’t seem to understand what a shitpost is
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
Not a shitpost
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
Yep
People have just been trying to take advantage of the sub’s popularity to post their bullshit and occasional unhinged rants
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 07, 2025
This definitely ain’t a shitpost
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 07, 2025
I’d just like to thank you for eating so much pineapple
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