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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Jan 14, 2026
The singular they is actually such a natural part of the English language, the people complaining about it almost certainly use it without noticing
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Jan 13, 2026
The longest finger is typically in the middle of the hand but the longest toe is typically at the end of a foot
I don’t know if I’m high or not. It usually takes me more than one edible to get high.
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Jan 06, 2026
I WON THE LOTTERY!
$11
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 22, 2025
There are no odd numbers divisible by 2
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Where is Santa a citizen, there’s gotta be some country where he’s been given citizenship even if only as a stunt does st nick’s birthplace of turkey help him there.
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 18, 2025
Yes, he’s officially a Canadian citizen
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 18, 2025
I knew this would happen
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Dec 18, 2025
That escalated quickly
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I don’t think the Bible actually says that, but it would be funny
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The joke is that the bible says they should be stoned as in having stones thrown at them, not the other meaning. Anyway, the people of biblical times didn’t have a concept of homosexuality so it doesn
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 13, 2025
I get the joke but I’m not sure the Bible actually says those words “a man who lays with a man should be stoned”. I know it says men shouldn’t lay with men.
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Dec 13, 2025
I want Mangione to run for congress. Since we’ve set the asinine precedent that you can’t face consequences for crimes if running fir office
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While looking at the newly released Epstein photos, I started actually considering that we are living in a stimulation.
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Dec 13, 2025
Make Halloween great again by throwing that pumpkin at a wall at a speed of 330 knots
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Dec 12, 2025
I don’t think the Bible actually says that, but it would be funny
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Come on, friends, let’s share it.
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Either world domination or a peaceful night at home, not quite sure yet.
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Dec 09, 2025
“I’m either going to commit a felony or get ice cream, I’ll decide in the car”- Dorothy Zpornak
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It amazes me that people who can’t distinguish between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ are allowed to manage people
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Dec 08, 2025
Making people come to work while sick hurts the company in the long run. It makes more workers sick and less productive
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Peace Participation Prize
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Does he even qualify for that?
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 07, 2025
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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Dec 07, 2025
I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
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