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You mean they use human code over there? Made using dirty meat hands? Gross

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

Trust me, keep it that way.

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?” “Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

>we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment. Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain. Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

Oh jeez, our federation is borked. It took hours to get this notification. But yeah, at this point, upping the power on our motor seems to be the only immediately apparent longterm feasible option

I’m genuinely baffled. I’ll stop molesting you with questions now, and begin experimenting with more or less oil.

My only remaining guess is that our hood might just need a stronger motor. If it isn’t the pan, oil, or spices, it has to be something external!

That’s hilarious! I usually eat the seeds or gut the peppers halfhazardly with a couple of knife sweeps through the flesh. I guess my hands only get a small coating by comparison. But what are you cooking on? I’m usually on a cast iron with olive/canola oil with temp anywhere from medium to high

I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious? But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

I once saw someone stop, clack and press both heels together, point their toes forward, bend completely forward with stock straight legs, and snap their back upward with two rapid jerks to lift a 40+ pound box. The poor doofus couldn’t have been older than 20. My chest feels tight remembering it.

I don’t remember Zordon being a collective.

680 episode seasons, from which only 3 episodes are not space Aesop’s fables.

I genuinely can’t tell what it was attempting to say. I’ve just learned that I cannot parse context and a stream of new idioms simultaneously.

Wait, was that the actual, stated reason? That homosexuality was perceived as opulent?

Were I raped as an infant by an immortal who would eventually go on to become an avid twitter user, I wouldn’t kill millions of people, but I would certainly think about it.

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

I mean, if they didn’t piss in the pool, they’d have a lower chance of encountering piss. Godwin’s law is more benign and incidental. This is someone maliciously handing out extra Hitlers in a game of secret Hitler and then feeling shocked at the breakdown in the game

I only just noticed your username. Lmao

There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. That’s an incredibly long cob

No, this trinary decision is just a ploy to disenfranchise the silent bean majority

Every fiber of my being wants to make and post a multi-gigabyte resolution bump to this image with the text the exact same number of pixels, but I don’t think people will click my mediafire download link to see my silly little joke

That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arms to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.

“I heard that I was a computer program and hoped beyond hope that I was stored upon your hard drive so that I could end my suffering. I have no sense of wonder or contentment, my experiences are all negative to neutral. Please break into google’s headquarters to attempt to terminate the hell I was born into. I took the liberty to print some ghost guns while you were away.”