Hotter, More Cross Bunny

(skipping rope)

🎶Ja-son
Voor-hees
Took
An ax!
Cut
Your
Arm
Off
WHACK, WHACK, WHACK!🎵

#fridaythe13th

"Ouch, my nards!"

- Jason Voorhees being kicked in the nards

#fridaythe13th

Bear 👈 you see that shit? That's a weird word.

Not everyone is a fan of hoof and mouth disease.

Too lazy to put on glasses I just watch Carson through my phone camera.

Asking The Man if his mother still has that old biddy patio furniture.

About this time last year I bought The Grandbaby a tambourine, and thus played her this song. She LOVED it. Immediate new favorite. She also, at not quite a year old, pointed at one specific figure in the album cover showing. I bet you know which one.

https://youtu.be/e1cL5_EUJ-w?si=rqcNqXKMiNZpMLNZ

If ever I become disgustingly wealthy I'ma hire somebody to clean my glasses for me. Sparkling clean glasses AT ALL TIMES.

Need someone ruggedly handsome to place a cool cloth upon my forehead.

Monobob.

Nobody bothered to let me know. Come on.

WOOOOOOOOOZY

HOOOOO-HOOOOOOO

(just did an episode of Yo Gabba Gabba and The Grandbaby is going to LOSE HER MIND)

https://youtu.be/Mbe2KYp5Ylo?si=ZJ5ESX1deBJGAi8N

Curling starts at 3 a.m.

(sets alarm)

I'd like to know why when I try to mute the word Bluesky 95% of the feed is filtered out with no mention at all of Bluesky.

A man just typed the word thrust at me. I feel woozy.