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What's with this small craft advisory?

"This is terrible weather for making necklaces and carving wooden figurines!"

I was following "Bob". Bob was talking to "Maria". I do not follow her.

Bob said something really boneheaded to Maria.

Maria's clapback was so sharp and hilarious, I was forced by my inner bitch to follow Maria and unfollow Bob immediately.

Beginning to think Primary Care Physicians are just a fun joke by the US healthcare system.

When I think I've found one, they either treat my husband like crap, or retire/leave the practice forgetting to inform me.
Even when they stick around and don't treat J badly, they're just never again available when I need to see them. 🫩

We've gone to this LGBTQ clinic, never seen the same doc twice.

Today I was scheduled with a doc I had televisited with before, and they subbed in another doc. 🤷‍♂️

For years, my right ear will muffle/pop and I hear this DUHN DUHN DUHN noise. Which is likely my heartbeat.

In the last month it has gotten more frequent.
Doc isn't ready to call it something serious. I need to see an ENT doctor.

But for now, flonase and some other things because it might be just an inflamed tube.

LinkedIn!

"What if instead of real stories, they wrote sales pitches as adorable stories of children or animals vomiting out keywords and businesspeak smarm?"

Got a work survey.
Spent 5 minutes trying to make heads or tails of what was being asked. Something about evaluating the university, but not using department names, just more generic categories. They were using a bunch of unfamiliar terms.
I skipped most questions and used a few essay questions to say that I have no idea what they are asking, and don't feel I have the experience to evaluate "services" especially ones in such vague terms.

I just remembered I made my mother ground me so I could get out of a date with a girl.

It was a date to go to church with her.

Why was anyone shocked when I Came Out?

When I grow up, I want Lady Danbury as my bestie. Sure, she'd get tired of me stealing all her hats, but I think I'm witty enough for her to put up with me.

We are just social machines!

J ran out for an errand and happened to run into a regular customer he used to have at the old store. Apparently lives in the neighborhood. So J got his number, and now we might have another friend.
Same story as us, Gay and socially awkward.
Dude from the grocery store texted me, and I sent a note back asking how his VDay went.

If nothing else, I'm sure we'll run into them all at Lady Danbury's Ball when the social season starts.

Love the Bridgertoned covers of pop songs. (Instrumental, strings, piano, harpsichord, etc)

So many songs sound alike when stripped of lyrics and electric ornamentation - but unique songs have a signature that's unmistakable. In some cases it's in the arrangement that highlights. Running Up That Hill, Material Girl just stand out.

Pronouns are kinda funny.

It's odd to have an issue with They/Them when so many people are caught or admit to sometimes referring to themselves as "We", even if only in their own thoughts.

Hey, don't some English speakers outside the USA use "us" as a singular pronoun? Like, "give us a cuddle" = "give Me a hug", right?

One of my gifts is that I look younger. People are often surprised by my real age.

I hated it as a kid. When they think you're younger, kids can be pushy or not take you seriously.
My sophomore year of high school I had a junior high student try to keep me from getting into my own locker because he thought I was part of his field trip to MY high school!

Now? Love it. Over time the offset has increased.😁
In my 20s folks were ~5 years off, now folks sometimes think I'm 15 years younger!

Sure, anal stretches your b-hole out of shape permanently just like everyone who does yoga ends up with droopy muscles hanging off their bodies from all that stretching.

When you toss out all your Gene Simmons albums and merch, that's a KISS-terectomy.

Just a reminder. Before you go saying that's "wrong" to interrupt a church... The Bible has at least three instances of Jesus rolling up on a temple, breaking shit, whipping people, and tossing them all out because they suck. It's very Christlike to fuck with bad churches.