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EmmaJ

@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie
mastodon 4.5.7

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes.

I used to be funny, dammit.

Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Mar 04, 2026

Hump day started earlier than I'd hoped but tea helps

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

mastodon.ie
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Mar 03, 2026

#screams electric top up failed. Twice. They still took my money. They will take up to 5 DAYS to return my £120 than didnt even result in me getting electric. Had to go to the shop and pay again

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Mar 03, 2026

Do apps register how many times they are accessed? Cos the amount of times I accidentally hit my local councils "What Bin" app instead of my social media folder, is into double figures weekly.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Mar 03, 2026

Ah, the Stop has gotten a hold on me.

Never mind how much I need to get done this morning, I have been Stopped for probably 25 mins now.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Mar 03, 2026

When you wake up, and for the first couple minutes, you dont remember what happened yesterday, but then suddenly it all cones back to you and the pain hits you all over again.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Feb 16, 2026

Check In: High Spirits (1988)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095304/

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Feb 15, 2026

We went out for breakfast yesterday in a local cafe that bakes its own breads. Purchased some soda bread for today's breakfast too. Leaving Jamie til 11am before I wake him cos I'm starving and knowing that's there isn't helping.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie Oh, is everything ok?
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Jan 10, 2026
@troberts@theblower.au father in law finally discharged but its not going well. And its all deja vu cos my dad had one 11 years ago too. It's ruined their lives.
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I shall hang these freshly washed sheets outside on the line to dry. I think about 5 minutes will do it.
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Jan 07, 2026
@troberts@theblower.au yeah, not possible here for the foreseeable.
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I need a new calendar, but the blank space on the wall disturbs me if I take last year's calendar down. So I have just left it there, displaying May 2025, because the days match January 2026.
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Jan 07, 2026
@troberts@theblower.au i have the art book of MGS concept art, got it signed by David Hayter and Quinton Flynn at ComiCon recently! It's stunning.
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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie December 31st is official “Wash the crumbs out of the bedsheets day”.
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 28, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au thats the day I have to work (we each do one between xmas and new year) so yeah ill probably throw the sheets in before work.
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I kinda lost track in the later seasons, but Archer was pretty excellent for a long while. For reasons, I’ve been sending the meme below to my kids. #Archer
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 26, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au Archer is hilarious. Its inappropriate, crude, sexist, misogynistic. But hilarious.
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I haven’t felt the need to take a “social media break” since I was on Twitter. (Except for a specific exception with one nasty interaction a year ago… and that was only a week or so.) Broadly I find t
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 17, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au i love this place but I wish I had more people to talk fashion with. Ive been searching for a nice red wool jumper, but I dont think Masto is the place for that!
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I got my filter up so I can process this at my pace and nope out if needed. SMH are reporting multiple dead. There’s some graphic sounding comments on the ABC feed too. #AusPol
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And yeah, there’s video everywhere. #AusPol
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 14, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au oh my word, this is horrific. One line I just read mentioned people literally just "coming down to look". Why are people like this? Why do you want to SEE.
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Youngest child and I are watching Stranger Things season 5. The kids are all way too old, but I somewhat appreciate sticking with the original cast. Up to episode 3 and a good enough number of cool bi
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 09, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au apparently 4 is 🔥
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10 more days of work in the year! 10 more days of work! Take one down, pass it around. 9 more days of work in the year!
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Dec 07, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au 15 here 😫
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RE: https://theblower.au/@troberts/114236191595210883 I suddenly remembered this poll from earlier in the year.
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EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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EmmaJ
EmmaJ
@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie

Has dogs. Likes eating. Talks too much crap. Complains LOTS. Norn Irish, which explains all the previous notes. I used to be funny, dammit. Profile pic is a selfie of me, white female, with a blue bob hairstyle with a blunt fringe. Ive blue eyes red lips and am wearing a black high neck dress. I'm also wearing a black beret that has bat like ears pointing up.

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@InTheseHeels@mastodon.ie · Nov 22, 2025
@troberts@theblower.au the picture doesn't show for me but I can see the caption. I love a poll. Not enough people use them.
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