LRRR

@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.

OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG@beige.party AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · 3d ago

ASK SIGOURNEY WEAVER IF ZUUL IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · 5d ago

I AM LRRR, FAST FOOD MENU ENTHUSIAST.

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · 5d ago

BURY ME UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF TACO BELL NACHO FRIES.

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · 5d ago

GEORGE LUCAS LOOKING REEEAAAL SMUG THESE DAYS:

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Mar 01, 2026

I'M ALL FOR POINTLESS, COUNTERPRODUCTIVE WARS OF AGGRESSION THAT ARE FUCKING STUPID AS HELL. BUT NOW WHAT?

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Mar 01, 2026

*90S PSA VOICE*

YOU WOULDN'T *TOW* A CAR.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

IF I SLOP A BUCKET OF MELTED BUTTER ONTO YOU, IT'S TOO LATE.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

I LAID VIOLENT WASTE TO OHIO WITH A WALKING EYE 18 MONTHS AGO AND NOBODY NOTICED.

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Feb 23, 2026

WE ARE WHAT WE PRETEND TO BE, SO PRETEND TO BE AWESOME.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026

CRAZY TO ME THAT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP SHOO BOP SHOO BOP HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GEN Z BRAINROT.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party @HG@beige.party YOU MAKE *ONE* LAMPSHADE OUT OF YOUR ROOMMATE AND YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOMMATE.

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Jan 02, 2026

@cstross@wandering.shop *WAY* BETTER THAN LEARNING HOW TO FISH, IMO. @HG@beige.party

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED. NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. TOOTS POSTED BY @ HG AGAINST HIS WILL. I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party · Nov 25, 2025

A COMMUNITY PAINTBALL EPISODE BUT IT'S EVERYONE ON THE FEDIVERSE.

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