LogicalDrivel

OH! GRAVY! I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.

Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you're super steady.

The "staff" one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not...yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still...Hell yeah. Edit- meant to say "Impractical" but spell check chose "impracticable", and now impractical doesn't even make sense in my head anymore. All i can say is impracticable... Ill never spell impractical right the first time again.

Yes. Not like smoked herb does but very unique that anyone who knows will know.

Sitting out back and relaxing all cool.

I was taught both, but i think my teacher only taught vosotros because he was from Spain. I don’t remember it being in the actual book we used.

I read the article. The only thing they stated was a "bruised eye and headache". Yeah if you get smacked in the eye with a snowball, it could do that. Doesn't need a rock inside...

I should really watch this, one day. for the cultural significance of course.

I completely stopped listening to the radio because a few commercials were playing sirens to get you attentions before playing the actual ad. Like, could you not?

What did you switch to, prey tell?

The camel really sells it.

spoiler Its the teeth. they resemble the comic, “Loss”

I mean, most of the time my radio is on and my windows are up so…

F for my homie Grant.

UITA OODY? Wait… God Dammit.

I drive by a huge police station in my (relatively) small town ever day. I make sure to yell fuck the police every time i drive by.

Fun fact: guys who get this big cant wipe their ass properly. The muscles prevent them from reaching. Bidets, reach extension devices, and showers are their only hope.

Man, i totally forgot about this show. I think I was exclusively under the influence every time It came on TV so I thought it was just a fever dream or something.

Standing over the sink, late at night, eating some closet mushrooms.

Wobbly sausage!