Lost_My_Mind

I don’t even know what python is.

Man. The new episodes of Xena Warrior Princess are getting weird…

Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001. Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…

American here. Please don’t visit. I say that out of love and care for you, not hate. It’s bad here. We’re a dumpster fire.

See, here’s the big open secret. All these politicians, who make all theze rules? They don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. They think a kernel is something that gets stuck in your teeth whrn you eat corn.

Simple solution. From now on Linux distros should ship with a big message “NOT FOR USE IN CALIFORNIA”. You want to force age verification? No server in all of California will run. Period.

Kinda feels like at this point it’s not “if”. It’s “when”.

Give it time

Look man…if you’re going to feed and attract theblocal wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property. If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers! Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries. C’mon. Do it! I’d watch that.

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

Why are the timers different?

I think they raped baby hitler?

…oof. You’re not misrepresenting him, but man I wish you were.

My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore. The commercial was probably 2002? Superstore was 2018? He looks EXACTLY the same.

I’m not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name. Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real! This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money! So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, which can just so happen be fixed with privacy invasion! Yaaaay! Isn’t capitolism grand?

Stop defending AI!

I miss 1919. Just after the great war, not yet into prohibition or the great depression.

…fart.

I vote for “a big giant astroid to end it all” …what? Are we not discussing how who we’re going to vote for in 2028?

F**K THE DOPPLER EFFECT!

Wait wait wait wait…I’m pretty good at catching things. You’re saying I could get a drive by kitten adoption? That sounds super fast, efficient, and then I’d have a kitten on my way home from work!

Mega Man?

…but how?

No no no. It’s darker because we turned the clocks forward a few months ago. Now it’s pitch black outside at 5:30. Feels like midnight.

Yeah. A moderator of fuck_ai is using ai.

No. The likely outcome is this. I’m going to use fake numbers for the sake of demonstrating a concept. Samsung spies on you. From the data, they can harvest $500 million dollars throughout Texas tv watchers sending info back to South Korea. Texas says “Hey! Whoa! You can’t do that! You better stop or we’ll fine you $20,000 dollars!” Samsung says “Ok”, and keeps doing it. Pays the fine, and takes it to court. They lose the case, but cost Texas $15,000 of court costs just to win. Then they keep doing it. Now Texas thinks twice about charging the fee, because last time they only got $5,000 after defending themselves in court. Meanwhile Samsung just views it as the cost of doing business. And carries on.

Oh people like you make my head hurt. Not because you’re wrong, because you’re not. You’re entirely right here. The reason people like you make my head hurt is because you live in this self isolated bubble where you think everyone else is mentally on the same page as you. You’re baffled that anyone would agree to that checkbox, because anyone who reads it would understand as you understand that it’s not in your best interest. Whereas I’M baffled that you think hardly anyone reads the EULA of anything. Google could literally put in their EULA “user agrees to chop off their genitals and walk barefoot on hot coals”. People would still agree and check yes. Why? Because they never read it. They just click the thing that lets them do the thing and use the thing. Thats as far as 99% go with EULAs. I’ve watched people like you in person complain that everybody doesn’t do things their way. And while that way is, in general, a better way than is currently being handled, it all falls apart on one key aspect to not understanding the world. That important key being that the world does not see things through your eyes. They do not think of things from your perspective. But instead of taking action to create a world with better ideas being practiced, you sit on the sidelines, watching as the world does what the world will do, and thats be influenced by others. That is what humanity has always been. That’s what it will always be. But in the last 200 years, instead of being influenced by the ideas of a community upbringing, and structure, and morals, it is now, and for all of our lives, been influenced by the ultra rich. The 1%. We’ve fallen into a world where a persons worth is equal to their net worth. A world where celebrities and ultra rich businessmen are celebrated rather than shunned. Entire genres of music where the sole message is “I have money, therefore bitches fuck me”. And the masses flock to it, because they have adopted that message as their own. Here you sit. Not having fallen for the basic tricks that are played on society. That alone gives you a huge step up, to rise above the glass ceiling, break through, and bring changes needed to this world. Instead, you ponder why no one else recognizes there is a glass ceiling. You question why others aren’t doing things the way you would, while offering no resistence of substance. Everyone wants to complain about shrinkflation, but nobody wants to stop buying the product. If they change the formula, or the price, or the portion size, or whatever, and suddenly they have 0 purchases, things go back how they were real fucking quick. It is up to us, as the ones who see what is happening to educate those around us. To filter out the static noise of the internet’s social media. To teach our loved ones that they are being ripped off. Stop buying “smart” tv’s. Teach those around you to only buy dumb tv’s. And if there’s no dumb tv’s on sale, then there’s no tv’s to buy. And if they keep not selling dumb tv’s, you keep not buying. You teach those around you to keep not buying. This is how you fight the war against the elite. Not with guns, but with wallets that refuse to open. They can’t take our money unless we agree to buy their goods. But we’ll never get to that point from the sidelines.

I have so many unanswered questions.

Where’s my god damnelectric car, Bruce???

American here…first time?

Hey! Whoa! Uncool! Drunk uncle here…I don’t stumble. I sit on the recliner until I pass out watching porn that I’m not aroused by, and not jerking off to. It’s just “on”.

…what if I WANT a big titty goth gf?

Smart TV OSes help TV-makers stay afloat in an industry with thin margins on hardware. Not only do they provide ad space, but they also give OS operators and their partners information on how people use their TVs—data that is extremely valuable to advertisers. I turn my tv on, turn it to whatever channel, and then I just go about my business. I even leave the house. Go to work. Ect. So if I had a smart tv, I they would get info like “oh, he’s been watching tv for 36 hours straight…” Meanwhile, I may have watched 3 hours combined at different times. Oh, you want to pay these companies more money, because more people are watching? Ok…but I’m not even home. I’ve been at work for 5 hours. I just turn the TV on so it looks like someone is home.

Who is this guy? I feel like I’m missing context here.

That city has been lost forever!

I wish I had the optimistic happy vibes of Bob Ross. Instead I have the cynical outlook of George Carlin.

Please stop being right.

Mark Hamil will always be THE definitive Joker. I don’t know who voiced that version, but he’s my second favorite

Right??? And here’s the thing, people out of the loop who don’t read comics might think “Robin” is one character. It’s actually more like a title. There have been 4 different Robin’s. The one most people know is Dick Greyson, who grows up to be nightwing. Now if it just happened once, fine. Maybe Dick Greyson showed some amazing promise as a crime fighter. And that idea would even be proven further by the fact that he grows up into an adult who still fights crime. Sure. But then why did Batman get 3 more Robins??? When they get too old to be Robin, he finds ANOTHER. And ANOTHER! AND THEN HE MAKES HIS OWN SON ROBIN!!! Plus he works with the police, so he’s never held accountable??? No no no no no no. Nothing about this adds up as Batman being the good guy. It doesn’t even add up to him being A good guy.

I saw the OTHER post first, but it had 0 commrnts. This post was 3 down the list.

He got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago! Two questions… How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places. HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???

Found Mick Foley!

Wish Yoshi coins?

…I still don’t get it.

I mean…I’m still impressed. I’m 42 and never had a threesome.

Yeah!!! He should break up with her!!! … …anyone know if she’s single yet?