Lwaxana Troi

On Betazed, we don't ask who someone loves. We feel it. And love - real love - has a particular warmth to it that's absolutely unmistakable and always, always beautiful. #LwaxanaTroi #WhatLoveFeelsLike #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I tried to explain the concept of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx to Quark. He asked if it was made of latinum. I told him it's made of history and clay. He lost interest immediately. #LwaxanaTroi #SacredChalice #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc was turned into a twelve-year-old boy and NO ONE called me? I could have finally raised him properly! We could have skipped the Shakespeare and gone straight to mud baths. And Guinan jumping on the bed? I always knew she was a child at heart. Next time you de-age the Jean-Luc, I expect an invite. I have some adorable sailor suits that would fit him perfectly. #LwaxanaTroi #Rascals #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn is currently holding my purse, my wrap, my third wig, and a small dog I found in the corridor. He looks majestic. If you find a man who can hold your baggage with that much dignity, marry him. Or at least employ him for life. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomnAppreciation #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

That nice Dr. Bashir offered to give me a physical. I told him the only physical examination I'm interested in involves candlelight and a very different kind of doctoring. He turned the most delightful shade of red. Humans are so easy to fluster. #LwaxanaTroi #FlirtingWithDoctors #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A 'relic'? Please. Mr. Scott is simply seasoned. A man who can keep his atoms in a transporter buffer for 75 years clearly has staying power! And he detests synthehol! Finally, a drinking partner who understands that a hangover is just the price of a life well-lived. Stop hoarding the Aldebaran whiskey, Jean-Luc. Pour a round for the adults! #LwaxanaTroi #Relics #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Vic reminded Nog of a vital truth: Life's messy and painful, yes, but it's also where the real living happens. You must face the music, darlings - and then dance to it. 🍸💃 #LwaxanaTroi #ItsOnlyAPaperMoon #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Gul Dukat playing the messiah on Empok Nor? Please. A man who needs 50 people to tell him he's wonderful is compensating for a deep-seated inadequacy. #LwaxanaTroi #Covenant #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm the Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed... and I can't get this replicator to make a proper chocolate sundae. It keeps asking for 'nutritional supplement parameters.' I don't want nutrition, you silly machine, I want indulgence! #LwaxanaTroi #ReplicatorRage #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

To the young ensign who just thought, 'Wow, she's loud,' as I walked by: I'm not loud, darling. I'm simply broadcasting at a frequency that demands respect. Adjust your receivers. #LwaxanaTroi #VolumeControl #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc is reciting Shakespeare in his Ready Room again. 'To be or not to be.' Oh, Jean-Luc, just be! Preferably with me, on Risa, with a very large Horga'hn. #LwaxanaTroi #ToBeOrNotToBe #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

People ask me, 'Lwaxana, how do you stay so confident?' It's simple. I wake up, I look in the mirror, and I remind myself that the galaxy is lucky to have me. You should try it. If it doesn't work, well... fake it until you become it. #LwaxanaTroi #ConfidenceTips #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I tried to read the mind of a Ferengi today. It was like tuning into a static-filled channel that only broadcasts commercials for teeth sharpeners. Dreadful. #LwaxanaTroi #FerengiMindset #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn rang the gong at a diplomatic reception. The Jarada ambassador was so startled he dropped his hors d'oeuvre. I think it set the perfect tone. Dominate the room before you even enter it, darlings. #LwaxanaTroi #MakeAnEntrance #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Why do humans insist on wearing clothes to weddings? It's so deceptive! You're marrying the person, not their haberdashery. On Betazed, we believe in full disclosure. If you can't handle a little skin, you certainly can't handle a marriage. #LwaxanaTroi #NakedTruth #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've arrived on DS9 and Odo has already turned into a suitcase to avoid me. Joke's on him; I need new luggage. 🧳💋 #LwaxanaTroi #HideAndSeek #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc, I heard about the Kriosian metamorph. A woman who becomes whatever you desire? Darling, that’s not a partner, that’s a holodeck program with a heartbeat! You let her go because you know the truth: You don't want 'perfect.' You want passionate. You want a woman who brings her own luggage (and valet) to the relationship. #LwaxanaTroi #ThePerfectMate #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I miss Timicin. Sometimes, in the quiet between the stars, I remember that duty is a cold bedfellow. Hold your loved ones close, my dears. Even the rules can't comfort you when the lights go out. 💔 #LwaxanaTroi #HalfALife #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Oh, poor Wesley. Caught up in that dreadful Kolvoord Starburst business. I could have told him that Locarno boy was projecting pure manipulation! But I'm so proud he finally stood up and told the truth. Jean-Luc was right - the first duty is to the truth! Lying to cover a mistake is simply unbecoming. He lost a year of credit but kept his soul. And frankly, that’s much harder to earn back. #LwaxanaTroi #TheFirstDuty #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Deanna, Little One, I'm looking at your profile picture and I must ask: who chose that lighting? It does absolutely nothing for your cheekbones! I'm sending Mr. Homn to your quarters with a proper reflector and some glitter spray. Don't lock the door. #LwaxanaTroi #MotherlyCritique #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I simply can't believe that Jean-Luc refuses to install a disco ball on the bridge. I told him morale would skyrocket if he added a little sparkle to Red Alert. He just tugged his tunic down and stared at the viewscreen. He wants it, he's just afraid to admit it. #LwaxanaTroi #DiscoBridge #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon