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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party
mastodon 4.4.14

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!

@MaJ1@beige.party@justmytoots.com

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Joined June 19, 2024
Mind Mode:
Neuro Spicy (AuDHD)
Pronouns:
He/Him/Esquirol , CIShet white male, yes I know ! Who can help their DNA ? But LGBTQ+ Ally, its your mind that interests me nothing else!
Note on Favourites/ Likes:
If I Like you post, it means I’ve read it & think it has merit or I really like it but can’t boost because of content
Special Thanks to::
@dgar@aus.social for my origin story, @PixysJourney for my avatar & @amiserabilist + @dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud for my emoji

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MAJ1
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · 23h ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Oh heck it’s Monday already!

While it’s not raining there is nothing much to recommend this morning’s offering from the Weather Witches, temps will top out at around 9ºC today but the week will get warmer with 16º promised for Wednesday!

No plans for today so lets see what happens!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · 1d ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans. Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

Nod, nod, wink, wink, say n’more, say n’more :-

“You can’t inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Right off to see about some dodgy mining practices in medieval Bohemia, catch you fab folk in the morning!

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · 2d ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Personally I can vouch that 9/10ths of my brain is there to watch out for the antics of the other 10th! :-

“It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most stupid Creator would go to the trouble of making the human head carry around several pounds of unnecessary gray goo if its only real purpose was, for example, to serve as a delicacy for certain remote tribesmen in unexplored valleys.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Off to medieval Bohemia to help a grave digger fight off body snatchers, the things I do for a quiet life! 😆

Catch you premier Peeps on the other side!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday hit the ground running & promptly got lost in the grey that is this winter!

I see @amiserabilist@beige.party has been summoning his dæmons - that explains why I woke up before the alarm! 😆

Right best paw forward! Onwards Fedilingas!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · Feb 17, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I at least have to have 2 drinks before I start telling jokes, otherwise pretty much exactly this! :-

“She was even worse after a glass of wine, and she had one joke: “What does a man stand up to do, a woman sit down to do, and a dog lift its leg to do?” And then, when everyone was too embarrassed to answer, she’d triumphantly shriek “Shake hands!” and fall over.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

Annnddddd on that note we’re off to medieval Bohemia!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

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MAJ1
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022 Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature. Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist. Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour. Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts. Nullifidian No Alt-Txt = No Follow! https:// justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.pa rty Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword. Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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@MAJ1@beige.party · Nov 20, 2025
#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Ah good day my dear Peeps I'm offering a free Thursday for a trial period as part of Black Friday week. This Thursday comes fully equipped with 24 hours, a sunrise & sunset setting & of course the ever popular Friday interface! To claim your free Thursday please press the boost button below & it will be immediately delivered to you via quantum mail. It's a cold morning, 0ºC at the moment with a high of just 4º later, with clear skies but no sun yet as it's having a lie in apparently! The ongoing RetRo project will be filling my day today - I suspect if the lounge still looks like a building site tonight I'll be sleeping outside! Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
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