Mercurius Goldstein

What if told you asylum-seekers who aren’t good at soccer deserve the same protection as asylum-seekers who are good at soccer. #auspol

In the week that WWIII likely began Australian media’s two biggest news stories are ‘Jackie O quits!’ and ‘Aggro guy dies!’

In the 2000 Sydney Olympics my mother-in-law was one of a great many volunteer bus drivers and had a Nigerian athletic team to get to the Olympic stadium but she’s not from Sydney and didn’t know her way around Sydney and took them the wrong way over the Harbour Bridge away from Homebush and wore out the clutch on the bus and they were late to the athletics and there was some other transport problem involving a basketball team so anyway those were things that happened.

When good kerning is flirting