MintyFresh

Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says Free soiled mattress! Whomever takes it is now your bff

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it. Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact. Free your poops!

I once made a bong out of a cantaloupe and two carrots.

It must be, because I went to public schools and they weren’t so bad. Sure there was highjinx and the occasional bit of vandalism, but you could at least still take a poo if you had to.

Explain yourself!!

No questions in particular as of yet. Still assembling hardware. I’m going for a server built on a NAS

Mint. I’m not a “tech genius” and it was presented as an easy intro to Linux. I feel no need to distro hop, getting by just fine with my little minty penguin thank you very much!

Second this! Been using it for years. Not a single problem. It just works

I made the switch to Linux and Lemmy right around the same time. Once I was free of it all it was like relaxing a muscle I didn’t know had been tense for decades. Android is next… Just as soon as I figure out jellyfin…

Ahhh but that was a preemptive race to the bottom. We went down on them before they could go down on us!

You. Are. Gonna… Love it go wild. But be responsible, have some coke handy to bring you back up if the H gets a little too heady

I made the switch a few years back, and have fucked with zero kernals. I installed Linux mint, and it just works. Every now and the I’m forced to use a windows machine, and every time I go back to my rig, it’s a huge relief. It works so much smoother and faster, no bs. It doesn’t slow down everything because logging my data on my computer through my Internet connection just isn’t a thing Linux does.

Boner pills obviously

Amphetamines for life! Signed, a guy with a gluttonous soul who’s sad he can’t live that addict life

A Cobb of goths. Obviously… Smh

Squash. The vines are thorny and help deter animals munching your corn

You just won capitalism. You and musk can go to Mars now. Well send a postcard