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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™

@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
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I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. #Puns #Dadjokes #OneLiners #Bostonsports #EarlyJazz #Museums #ColorBlue #WhoopiePies #Xumostreambox #CozyMysteries #IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Mar 07, 2026

Does the name Pavlov ring any bells?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Mar 02, 2026

Surprised more people don’t get tipsy from certain desserts, since the proof is in the pudding.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 27, 2026

Saddest body of water: Crimea River.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 27, 2026

Snoring’s done, day’s begun.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 27, 2026
“Regarding the charges, how do you plead?” “Usually with sincerity, on my knees with my hands together.”
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 24, 2026
I am going to fill a clean mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it at the next Pot Luck.
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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
Music puns? Time to give them a rest.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
Before going to a club, bachelor fruits get pointers from the pickup lime.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
At the party the new optometrist made a spectacle of himself.
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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
I remember asking a librarian out years ago but she was booked.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
Senior forgetting words in two languages: Byelingual.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
Weather's frightful. Mug of coffee's delightful.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
I like to learn something new every day. Researchers in Britain have found evidence of man using fire 400,000 years ago, not 50,000.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
What would onlookers sing if they had Country music back when Johann Sebastian went horseback riding? “Bach In The Saddle Again…” 🎶
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
Places where jokesters do their best writing? Hill areas.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
Recent weapon the same frontwards to backwards: palindrone.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
I was certain my staccato pun would win the contest but judges found it too short.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
Today I shall later employ my resting brunch face.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 21, 2026
Reclusive apiarists mind their own beeswax.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 21, 2026
Betsy bought Mel a novelty alarm clock that curses. What a rude awakening!
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 21, 2026
For some, coffee is not their cup of tea.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 16, 2026

Chris fell into a vat of invisible ink. He’s at the ER waiting to be seen.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 16, 2026

To whoever stole my cloning machine, I hope you can live with yourself.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 15, 2026

My ibuprofen no longer has any idea where it has been asked to help.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

The flower of common sense grows not in everyone’s garden.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

Some people reach for their dumbrella when it rains.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

I like to learn something new every day.

The chief baker on the Titanic awaited rescue by floating intoxicated in the icy water.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

People who can’t stop eating likely suffer from OBCD.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

What time is it when people are throwing bricks at you?

Time to duck.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

Planning dinners in advance is food forethought.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

BMW: Bavarian Money Waster

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

That brand new ice cream was a fig mint of Walter’s imagination.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

Donuts are dough-lightful.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

BROKE: Bad At Acronyms

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

I never pronounced an "L" so clearly as when I asked a guy at Home Depot where I could find some caulk.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

I like to learn something new every day.

If humans could fly, we would need a wingspan of about 20 feet to glide.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

LOL: Leg Of Lamb

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

A Santa dog lived as a devil god at NASA.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

Birders need a good pair of birdnoculars.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

In my dreams a gallant steed wearing metal plates and leather was galloping towards me very fast. It was a knightmare.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

Today those who are even a little ‘titious should savor a nice Fettucine Afraid-O.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

Clive liked Connery but he loved Roger Moore.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 12, 2026

Furniture and appliance design is limited by the size of doors.

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 12, 2026

I like to learn something new every day.

The typographical symbol asterisk derives its name from Late Latin asteriscus and from Ancient Greek asteriskos, "little star"

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Feb 02, 2026
Patient: “Doc, I can’t stop posting on Threads, Mastodon, Spoutible, TikTok, X or Bluesky.” Doc: “Sorry. I don’t follow you.”
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Jan 31, 2026
Tambourine: Tasty, small orange fruit.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Jan 31, 2026
If mailmen could deliver bitcoin, would they watch for dogs?
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Jan 29, 2026
CHRYSLER: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
I'm "we had no idea who's calling so we picked up the phone and said 'hello'" years old.
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 54+ years Sharon. # Puns # Dadjokes # OneLiners # Bostonsports # EarlyJazz # Museums # ColorBlue # WhoopiePies # Xumostreambox # CozyMysteries # IFollowBackWhyNotYouHmmm ?

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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world · Nov 29, 2025
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year-old in a Batman T-shirt.
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