On this day in 44 BC, Julius Ceasar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
mastodon
4.5.7
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
0
Followers
0
Following
Joined December 24, 2022
Posts
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
17h ago
21
0
13
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
22h ago
28
0
18
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
1d ago
19
0
7
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
1d ago
32
0
21
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
1d ago
44
0
18
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
1d ago
21
0
14
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
2d ago
My floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Look there’s a Dorito there and some Cheerios under the couch…
21
0
5
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
2d ago
76
0
42
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
2d ago
113
0
73
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
2d ago
I'm too young to be this old.
30
0
7
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
3d ago
39
0
13
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
3d ago
24
0
12
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
3d ago
So glad school taught about parallelograms rather than tax returns. It's coming in really handy this parallelogram season.
38
0
9
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
3d ago
31
0
12
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
3d ago
With great power comes a great electric bill.
45
0
22
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
4d ago
333
0
245
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
4d ago
65
0
31
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
4d ago
Riding in an elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming and crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the heck is wrong.
61
0
21
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
4d ago
12
0
4
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
5d ago
11
0
2
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
6d ago
29
0
15
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 10, 2026
34
0
8
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 09, 2026
“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people, but they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.”
— Frankie Boyle
717
0
547
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 09, 2026
61
0
45
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 08, 2026
21
0
7
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 08, 2026
49
0
21
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 08, 2026
27
0
11
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 08, 2026
A true war of liberation. Look at all that carbon getting liberated.
16
0
6
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 07, 2026
535
0
218
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 07, 2026
16
0
3
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 07, 2026
24
0
6
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 07, 2026
Oh, sorry! I thought you said the battle between 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 and evil. So, yah, I’m out.
12
0
1
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 07, 2026
117
0
61
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 06, 2026
Imma strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that’s where I’m gonna live.
25
0
11
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 06, 2026
359
2
208
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 06, 2026
53
0
21
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 06, 2026
Adulthood is realizing Superman comics aren’t fantasy about how good it would be to have power; they’re a fantasy about what it would be like if someone with power was good.
View on thecanadian.social
756
0
446
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 05, 2026
19
0
9
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 05, 2026
31
0
8
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 05, 2026
49
0
36
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 05, 2026
17
0
4
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 04, 2026
139
0
57
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 04, 2026
Airport: Come, like, three hours early.
Me: Okay, what gate do I go to?
Airport: Not telling until last minute.
45
0
17
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 04, 2026
423
0
279
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 04, 2026
30
0
11
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 04, 2026
46
0
38
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 03, 2026
The Dow is crashing. Someone let Pam Bondi know so we can talk about the Epstein Files.
194
0
141
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 03, 2026
154
0
84
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 03, 2026
155
0
111
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
MostlyHarmless
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
thecanadian.social
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
·
Mar 02, 2026
13
0
7