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Imagine being the last guy to use the bathroom on the USS Ford and taking such a heinous, vile, disgusting, bowl bending, war crime of a shit that your boat has to be dry docked

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A field in Maine. I will carve out my hermitage. You worry about the wrong things. You didn't plan far enough ahead. For once I surprised myself. Nobody accounts for a bird with clarity. I didn't either. 23/2/26 - C.B.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Feb 24, 2026

A shit to surpass Metal Gear, or at least United States Navy engineering.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Feb 24, 2026

>How to be black >Reading already fucking it up

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tfw no giantess wife

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No wife at all & look at how I am : 😀

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Feb 23, 2026

That's because you're gay as all fuck.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Feb 16, 2026

This kid's about to make the biggest Doordash order ever.

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Ariel Ramos of Patriot Candle Co, who made cool and good candles like Toxic Masculinity, was sentenced to 5 years in prison on the 4th of Feb. Not sure if any of you niggas remember the guy but he was

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Feb 12, 2026

I'll find the time to speak to him. Thank you.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Jan 27, 2026

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Jan 22, 2026

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Jan 14, 2026

Bitches love my ability to bring home currency which then allows me to trade it for goods and services on their behalf

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Jan 12, 2026

That escalated fucking QUICKLY.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 31, 2025

@YeetLibs@poa.st found in the Twitter wilds.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 30, 2025

BigDuck sighted.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 30, 2025

heh

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 30, 2025

OMG DON'T TAKE AWAY MY GOYBALL OR ELSE IT WILL BE A T R A G E D Y

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 29, 2025

Grafrica. Mattygascar. Hosstralia. Wizrael.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 29, 2025

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 29, 2025

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 20, 2025

If we could just build a great firewall to any nation that has a median I.Q. below 105 that would be stellar. I'm serious, I'd even pay $200 more a month just to not see or hear anybody from most other countries.

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@Owl@shitpost.cloud · Dec 19, 2025

Lol you dumb f***ing bird

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