amniotic druid

Little homey got the carhartt on he’s probably sweating under it

His genius… it’s almost frightening

Tracks for every X fan I ever knew

Mythery Business

Neat… what’s your favorite album?

Do you like Weezer?

Uh… yo

If you’re asking in earnest: EDC - “Essential daily carry,” just a loosely defined but also self-explanatory term. My keys are part of my EDC, so is my wallet and my pocket knife, because I use them every day so I carry them with me. Over the past few years, the EDC community has formed a little cottage industry where things aren’t EDC because they’re carried every day, they’re EDC because they say they are and they’re designed to be that way. Tactical here is just a marketing term here to appeal to some kind of utility beyond a normal wallet

When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me

If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies? Sigh Femoids are heartless.

He’e probably say something about how all that debt will force him to grind harder. Guy earned $13/hr and lived alone and somehow found a lender to approve a 96-month lease on a basically new 4Runner, and that’s what he said when we all understandably gave him shit for his financial decisions

“AI companies,” i think you mean your retirement savings managers

This is an actual argument a “sigma grindset” coworker gave me once, specifically about being away from distracting women and just around other men who want to make money, and he’s in prison for sexual battery so I guess he’s happy now