Randelung

Fucking Tim, no vision.

Smart TVs are so. slow. Booting. Changing channels. Opening a menu.

Step 1: deliver eons worth of material for free.

I’m usually on LibreWolf, but I tried FF, Chromium, everything in an X session, no luck.

Teams has recently decided to stop working on any browser except edge. I don’t know if this is intentional (at least chromium should work similarly) or if it’s a wayland thing, but I’m just assuming malice since webrtc works fine in all other instances. Fuck all of microslop on principle.

Non Jovi is also fun

beauxeauxeaux

eaux is pronounced o in the world oiseaux, which means birds. foo is a common stand-in name in programming, along with bar. foo has two o’s, which are both replaced with the french spelling.

Oh, as in taking a finger. I thought you're punishing the other nine so they'll be sore.

Elaborate about the fingers, please?

you throw it on the ground!

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shibari shot~~~

It’s the space race all over again!

Don’t worry, you can use AI on anything that can access the internet! No need to ever have personal (let alone private) thoughts - I’m sorry, data - again. MS has been trying to get you to give up your personal computer for years. Do everything in the cloud, please! Even gaming with Stadia! And now they’re getting their wish. All it took was running the entire global economy.

This bubble is going to become the entire market, isn’t it. Until it becomes too big to fail because 80% of the workforce is tied up in it. Then it is allowed to pop, costing the western world everything, all going into the pockets of the super rich, and we get to start over.

Pfft, customers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them, amirite?

Yes, but also the opposite. Don’t discount a valid point just because it was formulated using an LLM.

Maybe they’ll listen to one of their own?

Also, even if we make it through a wave of bullshit and all these companies fail in 10 years, the next wave will be ready and waiting, spouting the same crap - until it’s actually true (or close enough to be bearable financially). We can’t wait any longer to get this shit under control.