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Ha. That's adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you've-got-planned!

Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth

Man the loss of TB has been extreme. Gaming and technology seemed to orbit him when he was alive. Have you found a successor yet? I miss The Mailbox and WTF Is…? so much.

Hell Yeah.

That's probably why it's mostly stopped usage, it just wasn't worth it. Sounds like we went *entirely* in the right direction then.

That sounds horrible D:

God I miss styrofoam. It's so bad for everything, but it works *SO* well. Styrofoam cups, little boxes, clamshell takeout, and these little burger containers. I'm not old enough to have ever eaten a burger from Styrofoam, but I bet it was great.

breakfast

The whitest bread imaginable

Also implying that somebody else “makes” you two slices of untoasted said white bread for breakfast.

Oh absolutely not.. yeah no, don't comply with that by any means, and encourage everybody else not to, too. I'm all for good progress and love tech, but I love it in a "it should serve *us* way, not the other way around.

Is that book about beastiality

Ai generate an adult face, display it on a display, point camera at it, "selfie", ???, profit Scratch that. Draw a face. See if that works. I bet you could draw a face well enough to fool the detection software.

For other people dumb and confused like me: they're pizza cutters.

Abiotic Factor!! It’s so good!

Microslop, once again proving why that’s their name.

Land on the shoulder of a little girl in a princess costume.

"Sexual Battery" In the US: Sexual battery may be defined as non-consensual touching of the intimate parts of another. At least in Florida, "Sexual battery means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another or the anal or vaginal penetration of another by any other object": See section 794.011.[15]

Well, assuming there are pregnant people in the afterlife, regardless of how they got there, would mean: 1) a baby can be born there Or 2) a baby cannot be born there If a baby cannot be born there... lmao... If a baby *can* be born there, then that means that wherever/whatever the afterlife is, it can self sustain. If it can self sustain, it either grows bigger/more populous OR it isn't the final destination, as it were. Both are hilarious to imagine. Never ending growth of immortals is fucking insane and makes a fun sci-fi (faith-fi?) thought experiment or story; not being the final destination is similarly fascinating, either would be fun late night campfire topics.

“Your shits all fucked up…” Is where we’re headed

Could the "unreliable memes" fall under being counterproductive?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empathy_in_autistic_people Different people are different. For example, maybe ironically, your response also feels like it could be upvote farming to me. Also, the increased sense of justice thing is a thing.

Use your power for good 💪

It's like dick wagging in all of our faces.

Every person. A few bucks. Each day. If you only gave to those who need, that would be more than a few. In fact, it might put back the money that has driven that exact percentage of people into poverty in the first place, like a missing puzzle piece.

SPEND IT OR LOSE IT AMIRITE

It gets funnier when people do everything they can to not even play them, even paying to cheat

Profits are higher than ever before! (For the companies, not the workers)

Still worth playing in 2026? I have it and never played. I just have a hard time pulling the trigger (no pun intended) and starting to play mms's. And that's even with all the old guard game reviewers like tb praising it, which is why/how I own it in the first place. It just sits uninstalled in my steam library and I think about it every few years.

Tesla was like ‘we could use lidar, but instead we’ll use CAMERAS’

Like a demented orobouros. I’ve found that many people project themselves upon the world, in order to explain it. As I’ve grown up, I’ve wanted to say that has lessened, but it absolutely doesn’t seem to have done anything but gotten clearer. Maybe that, itself, is me projecting.

As an aside, there is really something magical about late night diners. Something timeless and almost invigorating and how mundane and dreamlike those experiences always are.

One time, my dad, fully serious, said to me that homosexuality didn’t exist in nature outside of humans. It was like finding out that you have a below average penis. My stomach dropped in shame when I was so starkly faced with the mental faculties of one of my biological guardians I had been raised by. Was I staring at my limit? What about those other kids, whose parents are educated and empathetic and who will ask real probing questions and can answer them? Will my facilities slow to a crawl soon, to keep pace with my genetic fate? Are these fears so average that I should bow my head in the river, afraid to even express them, lest I be confronted by the entire history of humanity? Maybe biological nature isn’t everything, maybe fate isn’t real and change is truly in our hands, ready to be molded, potentially even into chaos. “Better stupid than dead”, huh? It’s staring right back at me, blankly, waiting for me.

Barium Pupitar Kupfer

Nope.

A) he's a president B) he's a giant fucking criminal C) he rapes people D) he rapes *children*

More like ffmpreg amirite?

Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online. Someday… 🥺

I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami

Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in

AI music has entered the chat

Gotta recoup all those fascist donations

So what has effectively happened? Just... Ruined a bunch of stuff and destabilized a bunch of society and lined the pockets of a few companies?

Don’t worry, we could get there again 😬

Does this dude just eat lead paint everyday

I miss 2019

Just gotta be smarter than humans, right?

Dude. Fuck ALL of this. God fucking damnit seriously.

Oh yeah there is is, three types of “PP3” battery …wikimedia.org/…/9V_innards_3_different_cells.jpg

:o

Is that real