SonderServo

All shareholders everywhere can chortle on my balls. Fuck your profit, idiots.

The enshittification of everything I loved on the internet for the sake of "shareholder profit" *cough cough* non-consensual surveillance and privacy intrusion *cough cough* has forced my hand in reconfiguring my entire online presence about it. Fuck this shit.

It was really nice seeing the Aurora

TONIGHT There is a massive coronal mass ejection that's gonna SMACK into Earth's magnetosphere and probably make PRETTY COLORS in the night sky, as well as disrupt satellite communications and the power grid. I'm looking forward to seeing some pretty colors.

So to get days off when I need them, I'm gonna have to get FMLA. Railroad Life stuff. I'm gonna have to call off "sick" and get a doctor's note for the **scheduled** appointment I have because the system doesn't allow for literally any planned anything. Whatever. I actually like the job again, and I'm confident I can stick with it.

Sick shot from D&D. Making a deal with the Kraken

Calibrating format for discord

Sprankton: (noun) a disease you get from chewing too much

Scrumbopolus

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