Soulphite

My 4 year old comes up with better lies than this dipshit. Also, my 4 year old is smarter and throws far less tantrums and than this dipshit, so there's that... Also, my 4 year old doesn't shit his pants anymore. Conclusion: My 4 year old would make a better president than this dipshit.

God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.

Oh I dunno, people are still inclined to uh probably murder and/or rape people for fun, steal things, commit any other unlawful acts society may deem against the law that doesn't involve monetary situation. I understand money is the root of all evil but some people are evil just because.

I can't imagine anyone enjoying being a correctional officer enough to do it for free. Or waste management (sewage).

The old delivery method for these kinds of ominous threatening notes was tied to a rock. This is new.

I think 2A folks believe 2A was made for situations like this. When government doesn’t listen to voice of the people.

Ah you too spoke fluent computer?

If his heart attacked him, secret service ought to attack his heart! Get him, boys! Zero tolerance!

The fuck you trying to say?

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Imagine this: You’re a dirty rotten billionaire. Look what you can do with your miniscule billions if you had just 10 of them. With $10 billion, if you invested it to generate a conservative 5% annual return, you could spend roughly $1.37 million per day ($500 million a year) without ever touching the principal. If you didn’t invest it, you could spend over $100,000 daily for roughly 274 years. These assholes just love hoarding the wealth and anything else they can so long as you peasants don’t get any of it. Instead, think of wealth this way in that it is like fertilizer, if you spread it around evenly everything grows nicely and beautiful. If you hoard that shit, it stinks something awful. Fuck tech bros, fuck billionaires, fuck the elite; they’re destroying this world and the 99% of us’ way of life because of their greed.

Comparatively, fuel in Hong Kong is about $4/litre which is about $15/gallon… so count your lucky stars and stripes you warmongering fools.

Benjamin Isayahoo of Isntreal?

Detroit style is the deep dish pan greasy crunchy stuff right? If so, then thats probably my favorite second to wood fired hand tossed.

For most people there’s no difference of ass and mouth.

A default letter does just fine, thank you. It's clean, concise and to the point. Less is more.

In my mother tongue, English, I specifically and annoyingly tell people how many trips I have taken around Sol. That number represents my age.

Consider my boggle minded.

Mikey no likey?

Yall saw Microsoft push stupid Copilot on everyone and fail miserably and said, “hold my beer!” Bros, take the hint! No one wants AI bullshit. Firefox was the goto switch when Google Chrome was using 37 processes and 98% memory for one website… yall are fuckin up!

I’m 38, I scored 20 points unfortunately. I only used a rotary phone because my grandmother had one and she also had a typewriter that I’d fuck around with for fun… never used it to write my dissertation for a PhD or anything like that.